Denny's
South Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Woman: *leaves without her purse*
Forgetfulness: *eating pancakes* She forgot her purse! *laughs*
Woman: *rushes back in* Forgot my purse!
Forgetfulness: That was hilarious!
Woman: You got something you want to say to me, huh? Speak up!
Forgetfulness: I just thought it was funny, you forgot your purse.
Woman: Laugh this off! pepper sprays F in his eyes* Ha! *storms out of Denny's with her purse*
Forgetfulness: *eyes pepper sprayed* That stings!!! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!
Man: I'll shut him up!
Forgetfulness: I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!
Man: *whacks F with a cartoon mallet* There!
Forgetfulness: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him and his tongue sticking out*
Man: *goes back to eating his bacon and eggs, and drinking his coffee* This is definitely a quality breakfast.
This story was written on Thursday, April 13th, 2023.
A/N Forgetfulness is a jerk! So malicious! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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