Kind of short today, sorry. I gtg to America in the morning, so it's a (relatively) early night for me. 😭
Okay, so it's been clarified that the dream things are apparently shorts or something, but this?!! 👇
Wha-?!!
WHA-?!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR BELOVED SHOW?!!!!! 😰
WHERE ARE THE NINJA?!!
WHERE'S THE NINJA-ING?!!
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!
WHAT'S UP WITH THE MECHS?!!
*Deep calming breath*
I have sooo many questions...
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..And will this be part of the United thing, or will there be two separate shows now? We really won't know for sure until.. JUNE?!! 😱
*Slowly and dramatically drops to my knees* No. NO! IT CAN'T BE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
On another note: Why are boys obsessed with butts and stuff?
I don't mean in THAT kind of context, either, it's just:
My bro suddenly decided one day that C.A.R.P. (Some kind of health plan for Canadian old people, I think. But maybe nobody knows for sure except those participating in it) stood for:
Bear with me:
CANADIANS AGAINST RECTAL PROBING.
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Do you have something that you need to get off of your chest, dear brother?
..Other than the Covid that I gave you?
MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😈
Or the fact that we're playing Need For Speed: Undercover again, and he starts a new game:
Bro: What do you think we should save this game as?
Me: Well-
Bro: -NO, WAIT!!! GOT IT!!!
Bro: *Proudly types in RectalBabyMonkey*
Bro: IT JUST FITS IN THE SPACE AVAILABLE!!!
Me: ..........................
Me: *Knocks him on the head* Your one brain cell must feel like it's living in a mansion in there...
Bro: 😑
Me: You know... Sometimes.. *Lowers voice to a whisper*
Me: ..I can hear the water dripping down from stalactites in there.
Bro: 😒
Me: 😁
Us:
Me: *Hardens voice* Now let's destroy some coppers.
Bro: YEAH!!! 🔪
Kai: Rules are made to be broken.
Zane: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jay: Uh, piñatas.
Lloyd: Glow sticks.
Cole: Karate boards.
Nya: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kai: Rules.
Zane:
YOU ARE READING
Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Random*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
