*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention*
Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P
A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages.
There'll be a L...
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The plate had been ravaged prior to this photo, so I saved this little guy before my mother promptly ate it. 🤣
Nobody:
Me: *Random hysterical laughter as I remember that one time my bro and I teamed up to catch a live seagull at Marineland*
The employees were not as impressed, sadly...
We were feeding fish at the pond there, and one bold seagull was all: YEY, FREE FOOD!!!
..So I snatched it out of midair while my bro distracted the guards. #Iamactuallyacatconfirmed?
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Then they eventually noticed and made me let it go. *Le cri*
The LoOkS we got, though! *Outraged*
Nobody:
My bro and I nearly coming home with a large Labrador retriever a couple of days ago: 😲
A homeless man just approached us as we were out walking and asked if we wanted his dog, because he couldn't care for it anymore.
Most homeless around here are usually homeless not because of their circumstances so much as they blow all of their money on dr*gs and things, but this man actually seemed legit.
Meanwhile, his dog is just pressing his side into me and begging for petting. (And yes, I happily obliged.)
But my parents would NOT be pleased if we randomly came home with (yet another) animal. 😰
By my parents, I mean my mother.
Dad would be all: YEY!!! IT REMINDS ME OF LICORICE, MY CHILDHOOD DOG!!! ..But smaller.
