Having a pet is like listening to music. You don't have to speak the same language to find joy in each other's company. -Me
Me: *Bringing Ginger back to his outdoor run when the weather cools down again somewhat*
Me: *Lifts the top of the cage and puts my boy in, then closes it*
The wild rabbit: *Leaps out from behind the run* HELLOOOO, HUMAN!!! I HATH MISSED YOU!!! *Happily hops up to me*
Me: Did you seriously just try to.. Jumpscare me?
Rabbit: *Casually grooming, ignoring my question*
Me: You know that the cat will start lurking around here soon, right? It's evening-
Rabbit: *Very calmly waltzes into the greenhouse*
Me: ........................................
Me: *Closes greenhouse door*
Me: MOOOOM!!! BRO! YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME OUT HERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
Rabbit: *Patiently sitting in the greenhouse*
Mom: What is it?
Bro: *Takes one look and starts laughing*
Me: Heh! We have a visitor. *Dramatically sweeps door open*
Rabbit: *Blinks* Hello, humans that I also like, just not quite as much as the treat-laden one.
Mom: ..Okay, that's just.. No.
Rabbit: *Inspects the lettuce and cabbage, but very cleverly doesn't try to eat it while mom's watching*
Me: See?!! She's so considerate.
Mom: *Desperately trying not to have a squee moment*
Mom: It's got to get out of there. Mat, you do it.
Bro: *Is about to wrangle it*
Rabbit: Haha, nope! *Hops out again*
Rabbit: *Turns to look at us*
Me: Did she wink at us? I'm pretty sure I saw her wink.
Me: *Tries to take dad's work stuff to the kitchen for their ritual cleansing*
Dad: *S T A R E*
Dad: *Wordlessly and gently pulls his coffee mug back towards himself*
Dad: *Slow S I I I I P*
Dad: *Stares at me and sips, wide-eyed*
Mom: Give me the clicky thingy, please.
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Random*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
