Lü Bu Vs Thor (Pt 4)

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"T-the Divine Weapon... I-it shattered?!"

Thor's right Järngreipr was shattered due to Lü Lu's Volundr as a bright light cloaked the eyes of those too close. Brunhilde then smirked as she brought her hands to her face, making a Jojo pose as she watched the battlefield

Brünhilde: that's right, it is party time

Pizza time

The Gods were in disbelief of what they were witnessing; Mjölnir was the strongest of the Divine Weapons, capable of shattering the earth herself. Like lava leaking from a volcano, power flown through the hammer, bringing destruction even to its very wielder. Hence why the Järngreipr gauntlets were formed, to protect Thor's hands from the might of the Divine Instrument

Yet... Järngreipr, the perfect foil to the destructive Mjölnir... was shattered in front of everyone's eyes. The humans roared in amazement and victory, while the Gods were still caught off guard by the revelation that perhaps they weren't as all powerful as they once believed

Heimdall: the mortal just smashed brother's hand like fried plantain! I-Impossible!

Chaos then appeared at the Valkyrie stand, manifesting after he was done watching from the Gods' side

Chaos: 🎶 I am back 🎶

Göll: o-oh Gods! H-hey

Chaos: hello~ the Humans are being quite lively with their praise, aren't they, Brünhilde...?

Brunhilde just nods in response, the Humans still yelling praise to their warrior as Lü Bu and Thor were at a standstill for now. Thor was examining his situation; a large gash on his body, and one of his Divine Instruments shattered. The Human was unfazed... how? A God as powerful as himself... surely if he managed to land at least one hit, this clash would be over in an instant!

Zhang Fei: ALRIGHT! HELL YEAH! SEE THAT, GODS?! THAT'S OUR STRONGEST CHAMPION RIGHT THERE!! PISSING YOURSELVES NOW, AREN'T YA?!

Forseti clenched his teeth as he restrained himself from cursing, but couldn't restrain his pants from getting a nice shade of yellow as he had to go to the little Gods' room to change since nobody wanted to deal with a little piss boy

Guan Yu: brother. The time for celebration is yet to pass... or so I'd like to say. As one who shared a time period with him, and as one who learned all he knows about this fighter...

Liu Bei listened contently as Guan Yu hit his own chest, the metal clanking as somehow there was no dent left from the powerful cyborg hitting himself

Guan Yu: I CANNOT DENY THIS BURNING PRIDE IN MY CHEST!

The drumming of the army was louder than ever, terrible CGI characters being displayed as Netflix should have known better than to show that to the public. Millions of dollars at their disposal and they decide to not only make Cuties, but to show cgi like that

Am I going on a rant? Yes. Did I watch Cuties? Hell no

Chen Dong: my LOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! Oh, such an awe striking attack. I was simply wistfully thinking... but you truly ARE enjoying yourself! So there truly WAS meaning dying together with you!

"Your my favorite from the Three Kingdoms, Lü Bu!"

"Give me your Instagram Model page!"

"Beat the shit out of him!"

"We need to build a wall!"

"IS THAT A CARROT?!"

In that moment, all of Humanity shuttered. For the first time in all of their existence, one of them managed to surpass their creators... then steam started to emerge from Thor's side as it enveloped him for a moment

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