Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Me: *walking*
Woman: *in bridal attire* I am getting married!
Man: Can't wait to marry you, baby! *in his suit*
Me: Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding?
Woman: Do not ruin our special moment! I hope Leroy has the ring!
Man: He does!
Me: It's Thursday! Weddings happen on a Saturday!
Woman: So what? Let's get to the church, babe!
Man: Yup!
Me: Hold that thought! *whacks the would be bride and groom with a cartoon mallet* Wedding has been canceled!
Woman: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*
Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*
CleoNA924: They're a couple of screwballs!
WendyyWolfe: You better believe it!
Me: *squeezes the woman's lips, then pulls them, as far as I can* Wow, these lips stretch so far*
Woman: *lips being pulled at such a distance*
WendyyWolfe: My, my! How impressive! The fictional realm is such a mystical place!
CleoNA924: Totally!
This story was written on Thursday, July 6th, 2023.
A/N What kind of couple gets married on a Thursday? That's so suspicious! When a fishy situation occurs, whack them with a cartoon mallet! 😁👍 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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