Steven Uses Pickup Lines To Attract Women

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Westfarms Mall

New Britain Ave

West Hartford, Connecticut

Steven: What I learned is that in order to get a woman's attention, you use pickup lines! Here goes!

Blonde Woman: *walking towards him*

Steven: *flirtatious* Hey, baby! Let's go grab dinner!

Blonde Woman: *ignores him, and gives him a disgusted look*

Steven: Playing hard to get, I see?

Brunette Woman: *walking with JC Penny bags*

Steven: How about you and I jazz it up, tonight?

Brunette Woman: I don't think so. *keeps walking*

Steven: Keep it cool, Steven.

Ken: *smug* Having fun? *arms folded*

Steven: Why yes, I...... Uh oh.....

Ken: *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Teenage Girl: *looks around for thigh high boots*

Ken: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*




This story was written on Tuesday, July 11th, 2023.

A/N Steven, your pickup lines aren't working! Give it up! No woman wants to go out with you! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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