What In Tarnation?

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Francis: *walks into the kitchen, and sees an unknown person making a sandwich* What the heck?

Unknown Man: *humming, while making himself a bologna and cheese sandwich*

Francis: Who are you?

Unknown Man: *British accent* Just making myself a sandwich, lad! Now, where is the mustard?

Francis: Get out! You're trespassing!

Unknown Man: *British accent* Me, trespassing? Don't be daft, lad! Where do you keep the mustard?

WendyyWolfe: *whacks the British man with a cartoon mallet*

Unknown Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

WendyyWolfe: You can have his sandwich, Francis! Time to take out the trash! *drags the British man outside*






This story was written on Saturday, July 8th, 2023.

A/N That man shouldn't be trespassing like that! How can people be so dumb? 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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