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ATSUMU HATERS 4LIFE

8:48 AM

FIVEHEAD
guys
guys
guys
you won't believe the
information I just learned

FATTY #1
If it's stupid and the same
information you've been
learning about all month
shut yer trap and fall in a
ditch

HOLY FATHER
Bro 💀
someone get the daily hateraid

FIVEHEAD
not even hateraid can cure
his fatass 😒😒

buy him the buffet section in
the cafeteria and he'll fold real
quick

FATTY #1
Shut up turd you're just
mad because I eat good and you
starve after eating your
small ass bento box

MEGAMIND
Let's not be mean to one
another.

FIVEHEAD
here comes the saint 💀

MEGAMIND
Shush.
Anyways.
The information you learned
Suna?

FIVEHEAD
oh yeah
[name] has a boyfriend 💀

WANNABE GRINCH
SHUT UP BUTTHEAD NO
I DONT

GUYS HE'S A LIAR

DO NOT LISTEN TO
HIS NONSENSE!!!

PISS HAIR
WHAT.

[NAME] BETRAYED ME

YER A CHEATER 💔💔

FIVEHEAD
here he goes with his delusions
again

HOLY FATHER
What makes you think our
mental patient has a boyfriend
Suna?

FIVEHEAD
oh I don't know, maybe
the fact that I caught her stalking
a guy's profile on Instagram
and then open IMessage
to a contact named "Keiji-poo"

PISS HAIR
who the bleep is Keiji poo

HOLY FATHER
There's no way Atsumu just
censored himself 💀

FATTY #1
Maybe he smells like shit and
that's why she put poo at the
end of his name

ELMO'S #1 FAN
bro smells like cow manure

WANNABE GRINCH
STPP YUTO NOT YOU TOO
YOURE SUPOOSED TO BE
ON MY SIDE

ELMO'S #1 FAN
girl you didn't tell us
anything about poo poo
man why should I be on
your side fake ass 😒😒

BBG AKAGI
the name Keiji sounds familiar
tbh

MEGAMIND
So it wasn't just me thinking
that then.

How did you meet this
"Keiji," [name]?

WANNABE GRINCH
It's the guy I thought
was Rin father Kita 😞😞

FIVEHEAD
AINT NO WAY BRO
GOT HIS INSTAGRAM
AFTER THAT LMFAOOO

WANNABE GRINCH
MAN SHUT UP PISSBABY
SUCK MY LEFT NUT

ELMO'S #1 FAN
LMFAO [NAME] YOU
WERE TOLD TO APOLOGIZE
NOT CONTINUE A ONE
SIDED FRIENDSHIP WITH
A STRANGER

WANNABE GRINCH
ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT ONE
SIDED IF WE FOLLOW EACH
OTHER DICKHEAD

YOU GUYS MAKE ME HATE
HUMANITY 🤬🤬

MEGAMIND
I'm not sure if being
friends with a man you
don't know is safe.

And I'm not sure if he
even wants to tolerate you.

WANNABE GRINCH
ykw I'm done with you all 😐😐

suck my balls and choke on a dick 🤬🤬

I'm the best to be friends with, ask
Tsumu, Rin, and Akagi

FIVEHEAD
😬😬

PISS HAIR
literally the best to be
"friends" with

love her to death

(we're not actually just
friends 🤫🤞)

WANNABE GRINCH
yes we are

BBG AKAGI
I love [name] she always
gives me snacks whenever
I forget to bring mine

ELMO'S #1 FAN
the dickriding is crazy 💀

me when [name] holds me
as a hostage like Akagi and
Atsumu so I'm forced to say
false things about her

WANNABE GRINCH
I hate you Yuto.

In fact, I hate all of you 🤬🤬

bye I hope you all trip down the
stairs

Yuto, I hope you know
Elmo is coming for you.

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