𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . 𝗸𝗲𝗶𝗷𝗶 𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶

☆ 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥.

*·˚𝟬𝟰 ─── 𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬. ⋆｡

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KEIJIPOO

10:47 AM

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
HI

I DID SOMETHING I MIGHT
REGRET LATER

BUT I AM HAVING A BLAST
RIGHT NOW

KEIJIPOO
I had peace for one day
before you came back

where did you even go
the last time we talked

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
OH

ballsack caught me on my
phone so I had to get
off 😍😍

and then I got busy so I couldn't
bother you anymore 💔💔

KEIJIPOO
I wish you were busy
right now

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
okay one, kys

secondly, IM HIDING BEHIND A
VENDING MACHINE RN

KEIJIPOO
LMAO WHAT 💀

WHY ARE YOU HIDING
BEHIND A VENDING
MACHINE

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
energy match, I want you so
bad 😍😍

KEIJIPOO
Shut up and answer my
question

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
sir yes sir 🫡

anyways, I'm hiding because
I got this first year to dress up in an
Elmo costume

KEIJIPOO
...

Why would you do that

Are you actually stupid I was
joking when I called you that
💀

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
no you weren't

KEIJIPOO
No, I wasn't

But still, why would you
do that 💀

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
so he could scare my friend 😒😒

KEIJIPOO
your friend is afraid of
Elmo?

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
yes but not just afraid he's
TERRIFIED

it's like agoraphobia except it's Elmo

Elmophobia 🤔🤔

KEIJIPOO
You're the stupidest person
I have ever met

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
STOP IT

HE DESERVED IT

HE HAD IT COMING 🤬🤬✊

KEIJIPOO
What did he do to result
in you recruiting a first
year to wear an Elmo costume

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
he kept gassing on me in the
group chat 😒😒

he thought I was all talk when
I said Elmo was coming for him

I bet he's regretting being mean
to me now 🤬🤬

KEIJIPOO
Only you would have friends
with a phobia of Elmo

and only you would do something
about it like getting a first year to
dress up as Elmo to scare him

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
ykw Keiji, I'll take that as
a compliment 🙈

KEIJIPOO
Don't ever use that emoji
again

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
pls stop being mean to me

I just want you to love me for ME.

why can't you do that Keiji??

It's so heartbreaking 💔💔

KEIJIPOO
I'm done talking to
you

ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
OKAY BUT

I HAVE TO GO

HE'S GETTING CHASED RN

AND I HAVE TO FILM

AND THEN I HAVE TO HOLD MY
BREATH SO HE DOESNT FIND
ME

SO BYE

DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH !!!

KEIJIPOO
I won't miss you at all
seen !

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