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UNNAMED GROUP CHAT

10:58 AM

WANNABE GRINCH
do you guys ever wonder what being
arrested feels like

KAORI
...
never
why would I wonder
what that feels like

WANNABE GRINCH
I just wonder what it feels like

like them putting the handcuffs on
you and you getting a free ride to
the police station in a cop car

KEIJIPOO
You seriously need to
go to an insane asylum

WANNABE GRINCH
KEIJI

HIHIHI

BUT

YOURE GOING TO TELL ME RN
THAT YOU WOULDNT BAIL ME
OUT IF I NEEDED IT????

KEIJIPOO
No I wouldn't
I'd let you go to Juvie
and let them figure out
you need professional help

WANNABE GRINCH
everybody wants to be fake nowadays.

this is why I would frame you so we
could be together in Juvie
you're NEVER getting rid of me.

KEIJIPOO
That's highly concerning.

BOKUTO
WAITWAJTWAIT

IVE NEVER SEEN AGAASHI
TEXT THIS MUCH IN A GC
BEFORE

YOURE CONVERTING HIM
Y/N

WANNABE GRINCH
he wants me so bad 🤭🤭

FIVEHEAD
keep being delusional
and you won't know what's
fake and what's real

WANNABE GRINCH
NOW WHY WOULD YOU
SAY THAT

YOU KNOW IM AFTAID OF
THAT DICKWAD

ELMO'S #1 FAN
LMFAOOOO

sooner or later y/n won't know
if she's real or not