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UNNAMED GROUP CHAT

1:06 AM

PISS HAIR
GUYS I CREATED A NEW
GROUP CHAT

ELMO'S #1 FAN
we can see that idiot

FIVEHEAD
but why did he make it

FATTY #1
Because he likes to be annoying
and stupid and a crybaby

PISS HAIR
WHERE DID CRYBABY ECEN
COME FROM

WANNABE GRINCH
Osamu what if I had made your
contact farty #1 instead of
fatty #1 because of when
you and Atsumu sharted on that roller
coaster

FATTY #1
...
what the fuck is wrong with
you
why would you say that in a
group chat with a bunch of strangers

WANNABE GRINCH
my bad my glorious king it was
just a thought 😞😞

KONOHA
LMFAOOOOO IM CRYING

WHAT KIND OF STIRY IS THAT

AND YOUR NAMES IN THE CHAT

YUKIE
I LIKE WANNABE GRINCH

THEY JUST MIGHT BE MY FAV

BOKUTO
HEYHEYHEY

YOU MUST BE Y/N

WANNABE GRINCH
oh em ger

about time I got a fan club 😍😍

FIVEHEAD
ger

WANNABE GRINCH
SHUT UP COLOSSAL FIVEHEAD

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT !!!!!

KEIJIPOO
Wow okay

WANNABE GRINCH
...

IS THAT MY GLORIOUS MOUTH
WATERING BEAUTIFUL KING I SEE

AWOOOGAAAAA 😍😍😛😛

BBG AKAGI
WOAHHHGHH

WHAT THE HELL JUST
HAPPENED

FIVEHEAD
she might be in heat

ELMO'S #1 FAN
I hope she gets heat stroke

KEIJIPOO
I shouldn't have said anything
Now you're going to go on a rant
and text me all night

WANNABE GRINCH
I can't help it if my love is so out
of this world for you 😖😖

KONOHA
LMFAOOOOO THIS GIRL
IS FUNNY

PISS HAIR
yer a TRAITOR y/n.
we are in love.
yer cheating on me I hope you
know that.

WANNABE GRINCH
man shut UP 🤬🤬

you're going to make Keiji think I'm
taken

KEIJIPOO
I know you aren't taken
with how insane you are

FIVEHEAD
LMFAOOOOOOO

HOW DOES REJECTION
FEEL Y/N 💀

WANNABE GRINCH
SUCK MY BALLS DICKHEAD

I HATE YOU 😭😭

BOKUTO
IF AGAASHI DOESNT
WANT YOU ILL TAKE YOU

WANNABE GRINCH
AWH STOP IT

maybe I am wanted after all

PISS HAIR
do I mean nothin to you???

FIVEHEAD
she does NOT want you lil bro

HOLY FATHER
Who are these numbers and why
are you guys still up

FATTY #1
Here comes the bedtime police

WANNABE GRINCH
blame it on atsumoo holy father
Aran
I'm actually sleeping
honk shoo honk shoo 😴

PISS HAIR
this is everyone from
Fukurodani
Konoha was interested in
y/n so I thought I would ruin
my amazing relationship and
matchmake

KONOHA
WHAT
WAIT WHAT
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE TBAT
BOKUTO ASKED WHAT HER NAME
WAS
SO I ASKED AND STUFF

FIVEHEAD
there's no need to like Konoha
you can mingle with our manager

WANNABE GRINCH
maybe I have a harem like those
webtoons

ELMO'S #1 FAN
you wish
wannabe grinch disliked !

HOLY FATHER
...okayyyy
We can speak about this and
anything else tomorrow
Inarizaki to sleep, I don't care
what Fukurodani does
Goodnight
disliked by fivehead and five others !

WANNABE GRINCH
goodnight Keiji 🙈🙈

KEIJIPOO
...
Goodnight.

BOKUTO
WOAHHHGHH

YUKIE
LOVE IS IN THE AIR 😍😍

KONOHA
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS
FEEL LIKE PARIS

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