Empires Smp High School Group Chat

Wither Husbands

Requested by @BooksAndBakingLady

Sausage thought "Ooh I have a great idea"

Sausage: Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

*He says with a smirk*

Fwhip thought "Oh I see"

Fwhip: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

*He said with a smug look*

Sausage: You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line

Fwhip: Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry

Sausage: Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

Fwhip: What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you on our first date

Sausage: Hm I thought we already had our first date

Fwhip: Well I'm asking for our next date

Sausage: Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend

Fwhip: I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you

Sausage: Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes

Fwhip: You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine

Sausage: Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away

Fwhip: Aww I did, well I have that affect

Sausage thought "You know what it's time but I'll wait for a few more minutes"

Fwhip: If you were a song, you'd be the best single on the album

Sausage: You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here

*He moves closer to Fwhip*

Fwhip: I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're making everyone else in here look bad

Sausage: Eddie told me not to talk to strangers, but I'll make an exception for you

*He winks and Fwhip blushes*

Fwhip: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out

Sausage: I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away

Fwhip: Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future (Well technically yes)

Sausage: Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?

*He holds Fwhip's hand*

Fwhip: I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Sausage: Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for

Fwhip: Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

Sausage: To quote the poet Katy Perry, "You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream."

Fwhip: Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Sausage: Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?

Fwhip: Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet

Sausage: Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you

Fwhip: I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

Sausage: Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper