Sausage Reveals Secrets

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Wood Daddy: Hey guys guess what

Colorful Llama: What Sausage?

Bee Queen: Sausage it's currently 6 am, SLEEP!

Wood Daddy: Wait it is?!

Colorful Llama: Oh it is

Best Witch: What the heck?!

Tall and Sexy God: WTF I'm trying to get my beauty sleep

Wood Daddy: Guys we're currently witnessing Princess Joel

Best Witch: Wow what a rare moment

Iron: Hi guys were going this again

Colorful Llama: Yeah but this time we need everyone up

Warrior Princess: Huh?

Best Witch: Hi Kathy <3

Warrior Princess: Hi Shelbs <3

Colorful Llama: Gay!

Woody: Hi guys

Best Witch: Hi Tim! What was that Scott?

Colorful Llama is offline

Tall and Sexy God: Pft

Bee Queen: Hi Jimmy

Definitely Human: Good morning I think

Goblin: Ello

Bard: Hello

Pirate Joe: Hi

Dad: Hi people who keep calling me dad

Goblin: Hi dad

Colorful Llama: Why am I back

Best Witch: Bc yes

Wood Daddy: Also give a name from this chat and I'll reveal a secret about them

Best Witch: Wait actually do dad!

Wood Daddy: Pix actually likes it when we can him dad

Dad is offline

Goblin: No way your staying

Dad: Damnit

Warrior Princess: So you do like it when we call you dad

Pirate Joe: Oh do Shelby sorry not sorry

Wood Daddy: Shelby had a crush on someone before Katherine

Warrior Princess: Wait what

Best Witch is offline

Goblin: Ooh drama

Tall and Sexy God: Now that's true

Bee Queen: Do Scott

Wood Daddy: Scott has this secret nickname which is Leafy

Colorful Llama: Okay so what if it's true but only Shelby and Joel can call me that!

Tall and Sexy God: Awwww Leafy <3/p

Colorful Llama: <3/p

Bard: Um do Joe

Pirate Joe: Shit

Wood Daddy: Joe and Xornoth are going on a date tonight

Pirate Joe: How the fuck did you get that information?!!?!?!?

Colorful Llama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wood Daddy: That's what I'm not telling you heh

Woody: Oh do Joel

Wood Daddy: Joel is actually a Demi-god

Tall and Sexy God: SAUSAGE!

Iron: Wow um do Jimmy

Wood Daddy: Jimmy actually likes Toy Story

Woody is offline

Goblin: Nope come back here

Woody: Dang it

Warrior Princess: Gem! Do Gem

Wood Daddy: Shelby is Gem's best friend

Warrior Princess: Wait what?!

Bee Queen: Excuse me I said it was between Shelby and Katherine

Best Witch: That is true Gem did say that

Tall and Sexy God: Nah I can see Shelby being Gem's best friend

Bee Queen: Joel S chat now.....!

Tall and Sexy God: Fine let's fight it OUT!

Bee Queen is offline

Tall and Sexy God is offline

Colorful Llama: Ooh drama

Colorful Llama is offline

Bard: Do False!

Wood Daddy: False has a very fucked up sleep schedule

Dad: What?!

Iron: Dad I'm sorry but I can't sleep :(

Goblin: KATHERINE!

Wood Daddy: Katherine had a little crush on Shelby before she confessed

Pirate Joe: Oooooooooooooooh

Best Witch: Actually?!

Wood Daddy: Yup

Warrior Princess: SAUSAGE!!!!!

Dad: Um Oli

Wood Daddy: Oli sometimes thinks if he's a bard or not

Goblin: HE IS!

Bard: DO FWHIP!

Wood Daddy: Fwhip sometimes dresses like a princess

Goblin: Gem makes me!

Wood Daddy: But you like actually like it

Goblin is offline

Definitely Human: HAHAHAHAHAHAH my turn

Wood Daddy: You and Hermes cause to much mischief but don't tell Joel

Definitely Human: True

Wood Daddy: Oh and I read too much fanfic and Scott listened to love songs when Tim friend zoned him

Woody: Not surprised and WHAT?!

Best Witch: He did

Wood Daddy: Yup now I'm going to see the chisme (Now to not waste your time by Google translating it, translation Gossip)

Best Witch: Right.....

Wood Daddy is offline

Best Witch is offline

                       SIMPS CHAT

Lizzie Simp💕: Oh you are so dead

Pearl Simp🧡: I'm dead your dead

Katherine Simp💖: The fuck

Fwhip Simp💚: Damn there still on this

Jimmy Simp💛: Hi guys want some online popcorn

Lizzie Simp💖: I was speaking facts!

Pearl Simp🧡: It was between Shelby and Kathy

Lizzie Simp💕: You and Shelby seem to be close friends so it makes sense for you guys to be best friends

Katherine Simp💖: No thx Leafy

Fwhip Simp💚: Oh yes!

Jimmy Simp💛: Okay here you Sausage *passes online popcorn*

Fwhip Simp💚: Thx

Author's Note: Now this little fight lasted for a day and Sausage would most definitely have a book of everyone's secrets.

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