SIMPS Chat
Lizzie Simp💕: Guys guess what!!!
Pearl Simp🧡: What?
Fwhip Simp💚: Que?
Katherine Simp💖: What?
Jimmy Simp💛: Huh?
Lizzie Simp💕: I have Lizzie a paper ring!
Pearl Simp🧡: Joel you're a high schooler!
Lizzie Simp💕: I know but Scott and Jimmy were also high schoolers too and were married
Pearl Simp🧡: Good point
Jimmy Simp💛: We don't need to bring that in
Katherine Simp💖: Yes we do
Fwhip Simp💚: Yeah it kinda needs to be brought up
Jimmy Simp💛: So anyone wanna tease Jimmy with toy jokes?
Lizzie Simp💕: Yes
Fwhip Simp💚: Yes
Katherine Simp💖: Yes
Pearl Simp🧡: Honestly yes
Jimmy Simp💛: Let's gooooooooo!
Lizzie Simp💕 is offline
Pearl Simp🧡 is offline
Fwhip Simp💚 is offline
Katherine Simp💖 is offline
Jimmy Simp💛 is offline
E2 Class
Tall and Sexy God: @Woody! Why won't Woody play his guitar? He doesn't know where his Pixar!
Colorful Llama: @Woody! Why was Woody fed up of Hamm? He was being a bore!
Best Witch: @Woody! What did Hamm build his house of? Mahogany!
Wood Daddy: @Woody! What did Woody say to the pencil? Draw, pardner!
Bee Queen: What does Woody say when he has bad gas? Darn tootin'!
Tall and Sexy God: @Woody! What does Buzz Lightyear like to read? Comet books!
Colorful Llama: @Woody! What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership? Audi!
Best Witch: @Woody! Why is Jessie undefeated at darts? Because she always gets Bullseye!
Wood Daddy: @Woody! Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun? To get brighter!
Bee Queen: @Woody! What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy? You've got a friend in me!
Tall and Sexy God: @Woody! Why does Jessie ride Bullseye? Because Bullseye is too heavy to carry!
Colorful Llama: @Woody! What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to? Neptunes!
Best Witch: @Woody! Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite? Marsbars and milkyways!
Wood Daddy: @Woody! What would you call Woody if he weighed 126 pounds? A nine-stone cowboy!
Bee Queen: @Woody! Why does Woody always have to wear his trainers? Because there's a snake in his boot!
Tall and Sexy God: @Woody! Why is Buzz light year so good at Maths? Because he can count to infinity and beyond!
Colorful Llama: @Woody! Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup? Because he was horse!
Best Witch: @Woody! What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear? A lot. There were 3 movies!
Wood Daddy: Where did Hamm go to school? Hogwarts!
Bee Queen: Why did Woody never eat? He was stuffed!
Tall and Sexy God is offline
Colorful Llama is offline
Best Witch is offline
Wood Daddy is offline
Bee Queen is offline
Woody: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
Author's Note: I needed a break from angst so best next thing for me is SIMPs fluff teasing Jimmy. Well that was a nice break from angst, welp time to go back to to :D
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Empires Smp High School Group Chat
FanfictionA silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck
