wrong number - lh

1.8

luke: good morning gorgeous

sam: its 3pm

luke: and? you worked third these past couple of days and i know how hard
the time switch has been on you. so.

luke: good morning gorgeous.

sam: its not a good morning.

sam: you leave in two days

luke: i know i hate it

luke: not trying to be pushy but

luke: have you gave the idea any more
thought?

sam: i have, but i still haven't decided

luke: oh ):

sam: i promise i'll give you an answer at
your hotel the night before.

luke: fingers crossed it's a yes.

luke: also, the guys wanted to say hi if
that's okay?

sam: sure

luke added ashton, michael, and calum into the chat

ashton: SAM HI

sam: hi ash!!

ashton: sooooooo

ashton: you coming with?

sam: haha, idk yet

sam: maybe

ashton: DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS

ashton: SHE SAID MAYBE

michael: thats not a yes dumbass

ashton: watch your mouth gecko

ashton: but its not a no

luke: you guys embarrass me

sam: its cute pukey

calum: ok lets not call him that

calum: my arm hurts enough from a
couple days ago tyvm.

sam: pukey whered you go

calum: ASHTON LUKE HIT ME
AGAIN

ashton: good god

ashton: why are you guys always
tattling to me?

calum: cos you're daddy ashton duh

sam: love that for you ash

ashton: i know right??

ashton: i chose not to have kids and i
still ended up with freakin 3

michael: shut up assface

ashton: at least my hair didn't look
like a smurf took a shit on my head

calum: and you tell us to watch OUR
mouths.

michael: my hair is red now wtf

ashton: but it was blue, fuckin dipshit

luke: sam? you still there?

michael: she's probably fangirling

michael: i tend to have that effect on females

calum: what, a period reminder?

michael: you know what

calum: what

michael: shut up you little asian lookin
fuck

calum: im not fucking asian FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME

ashton: WATCH. YOUR. MOUTHS.

calum: oh fuck this

calum added addie into the chat!

calum: addie

calum: tell them im not asian

addie: ...

calum: WOW you tOO?

michael: lmaooooo

michael: even she can't say anything

michael: you prob got a pencil dick too

michael: did you get the highest scores on your SAT's?

calum: fuck you.

calum: i dont have to take this you used tampon

michael: calum open the fucking door

calum: no i fear for my life

calum: dont make me call 000

michael: go ahead, the aussie cops
will take a couple hours to get to you

calum: thats not a universal number

luke: no dumbass, in america it's different

calum: WELL WHAT IS IT CAUSE MICHAEL MIGHT GET THIS DOOR DOWN AND KILL ME PUKAS

luke: you're on your own.

ashton: ..kid

ashton: i had to.

sam: .....you alwayS HAVE BEEN

luke: sam! hi!

sam: hi lukey

michael: gagging

michael: take the coupley shit elsewhere

michael: us singlefolk would not like to constantly be reminded of being single

luke: sam, you could always introduce
him to kate (:

michael: the friend who slept with her
best friends ex? no thanks. i prefer non-skanky girls

sam: how do you know that??

michael: i get bored and read lukes messages over his shoulders when i
have absolutely nothing better to do

sam: oh god that's embarrassing

michael: btw

michael: you made the right choice
being a michael's girl

sam: omg.

ashton: no you didnt

ashton: ashton girls slap.

luke: pipe down grandpa

calum: hahahahahha

michael: keep giggling, i will get to you

michael: when you least expect it

michael: sam can i borrow a used
tampon?

sam: ew michael no

luke: that is gross

addie: why tf

michael: i was gonna put it on calum's
hood on his car

michael: karma

ashton: this is weird

sam: agreed bye

luke: sam no wait

luke: ugh

luke: can any of you be normal for ONCE

michael: no

calum: no

ashton: prob not

addie: i am

calum: ok miss i sleep with a pokemon stuffed animal

michael: she def belongs with me

calum: fuck off clifford tampon head

michael: okay thats it

ashton: i need new friends