SPOILER WARNING FOR THE TRUE ENDING OF PIKMIN 4! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED, GET OUT!
Key:
Bold is 682
Italics as Rosie
Underlined as the Narrator
Louie and the Ancient Sirehound have been defeated. 682 angrily stomps over to Louie, picking him up by the back of his spacesuit.
YOU'RE IN BIG F*CKING TROUBLE NOW, MISTER!
Easy on him, 682!
EASY ON HIM?! He's a f*cking criminal! He tried to kill us all!
Still! Innocent until proven guilty!
.....you're right.
He looks back at Louie.
You, are under arrest. Since there is no justice system on this planet, you will be tried in your planet of current residence's court of law, which I assume is Hocotate, and therefore you have all the rights that implies.
What charges is Louie currently facing?
Glad you asked, Rosie. Louie, you are currently facing the following charges: Three counts of kidnapping, three counts of false imprisonment, two counts of animal abuse, six counts of attempted murder, resisting arrest, assault of a law inforcement officer with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, five counts of assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, several counts of hunting without a license and hunting an endangered species, tampering with evidence, resiting arrest,and fleeing a law enforcement officer! You're not gonna see the light of day for a long time, buddy!
Holy sh*t!
I don't know about the laws of Hocotate, but over on Gaia, that all that would land him a lengthy sentence, if not a life sentence!
And I know you're not kidding!
No sh*t. Now let's get back to the Basecamp.
