Urbosa: seriously link
Revali: wow
Mipha: maybe this isn't the time for games
Revali: im ashamed in this asinine behavior young man
Link: asinine
Daruk: asinine
Urbosa: asinine
Daruk: asinine
Revali: what's wrong with you all
Mipha: I don't like it here
Revali: neither do I
Daruk: asinine
Link: well excuse me princess
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Urbosa: umm
Link: oh sh-
(Link has left the chat)
Revali: you can leave?!
Mipha: lucky
Zelda: what in the hylia is this cha-
(Zelda has been kicked out of the chat)
Mipha: phew, she can't know I ran over a family of four
Revali: good to know she didn't see the amount of felonies I've committed
Daruk: arson
(Urbosa added link to the chat)
Link: gosh darn it you poopy heads
Mipha: language!
Link: shut the f-
(Link has been removed from the chat by Urbosa)
Revali: haha little sh-
(Revali has been removed from the chat by Urbosa)
Daruk: im scared
Separate chat (revali and link)
Revali: those asinine twerps kicked us out
Link: how rude
Revali: fr
Link: anyways I gtg, murdering a gibdo
Revali: what?
Link: wait.. what's the date
Revali: 2018?
Link: just wait until 2023
Author: I NEED FLEX TAPE THE 4TH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN
YOU ARE READING
Botw group chat
RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
