Botw group chat

Prison 😍

this was kinda expected tbh

Mipha: has anyone heard from link lately?

Revali: no

Urbosa: prob went to prison

Mipha: yeah

Daruk: as expected

Mipha: well said

Link: yoo what is up

Urbosa: he lives!

Mipha: eyyy your not dead

Daruk: what happened to you

Link: went to prison

Revali: you got out fairly quick

Link: Zelda bailed me out

Urbosa: we all need a man like Zelda

Daruk: real

Link: but she's a girl

Revali: what

Mipha: link why is there a emergency news broadcast

Link: no reason

Mipha: WHY IS A LOCAL PRISON ON FIRE

Link: no reason

Mipha: SOME GUY WHO SET FIRE TO A FOREST IS ON THE LOOSE, and it's not you

Link: josh? He's a cool guy

Urbosa: wait it wasn't link this time?

Revali: this time? as in its happened multiple times??

Link: ya didn't know?

Revali: NOO??

Mipha: oof

Urbosa: how did Zelda afford to bail you out

Link: she's the princess of Hyrule

Mipha: couldn't you have asked her to give you some money, so this entire thing wouldn't have happened?

Link: oh I never thought about that

Revali: dude

Urbosa: you can't even think with that brain of yours

Link: what brain

Urbosa: my point proven

Link: back to the conversation, I don't think I wanna be near her for a while tho...

Daruk: why?

Link: she had to pay a lot of money to get me out now she's mad

Revali: dang

Mipha: wait, don't you go to jail for fraud? Not prison?

Link: they found the bodies, and the arson documents

Mipha: they found the WHAT

Urbosa: relatable

Daruk: say sike rn

Link: jk ☺️

Revali: Urbosa... your also joking right?

Urbosa: ...

Mipha: URBOSA

Urbosa: just kidding

Revali: hopefully 🙏

Mipha: your also kidding about the arson... correct?

Urbosa: oh please, those are real

Link: actually no, they will never be found

Urbosa: I stand corrected

Daruk: so you do have them, but your hiding them?

Link: yup

Revali: I'll be in the mental hospital if you need me

Link: meet you there

Not the conversation topics changing every 2 seconds 😍