Mipha: how about we do secret Santa this year?
Link: oh god no
Revali: why that reaction?
Link: you don't remember last year?
Revali: oh god yes
Mipha: wdym?
Link: yeah no just the fact you gave me a ALLIGATOR as my gift 😭
Mipha: Joshua was a cool dude
Urbosa: no live animals this year
Mipha: darn
Daruk: I still think the secret Santa part is a good idea
Revali: same, minus the live animal part...
Urbosa: should we meet somewhere and draw names or something?
Mipha: yeah, can we meet at zora?
Link: sure ig
Urbosa: im good w that
Revali: guess so
Daruk: do I die if I touch water?
Mipha: shouldn't you know?
Daruk: I'm not big on experiments
Link: then how did you figure out you're allergic to grass?
Urbosa: go touch grass
(my phone did the auto fill thing when I typed 'go' and it corrected to 'go touch grass' 😭)
Daruk: what if I die
Urbosa: honestly I wouldn't mind that
Link: how heartless of you
Mipha: ok girlie
Revali: let's just meet up...
Mipha: YES MAM!
Link: hah
*one meetup later...*
Mipha: ok the names are in the bucket, go ahead and draw a paper
Daruk: I got my name
Mipha: that's alr, we can redo ig
Daruk: I got my name again
Mipha: ok.. let's redo
Daruk: got my name
Urbosa: miphas gonna stab you lol
Mipha: let's retry AGAIN
Daruk: mipha...
Mipha: YES DARUK? WHATS UP?
Daruk: I didn't get my name
Revali: mipha I got my name
Mipha: I SWEAR TO GOD
Link: lol miphas gonna murder someone
Mipha: EENY, MEENY, MINY, MOE
DARUK IM GONNA PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF
Link: holy crap
Urbosa: HOLD HER BACK
Daruk: HELP
Link: MIPHA CALM THE SILVER MOBLIN DOWN
Mipha: yes mam
Urbosa: ok... let's redo this.. and if you get your name just deal with it
Urbosa: everyone good?
Link: yeah I got someone other than me
Daruk: same
Revali: yup, all good here
Mipha: yes, not me
Urbosa: and I didn't get me!
Link: so mipha won't push daruk off a cliff?
Mipha: I make no such promises
Daruk: if I don't respond in the next few days you know what happened
Sorry this took a while to upload, being sick and having school isn't very fun
Also, very upset over the fact that Totk did not win goty 🥲
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