Urbosa: who wants to come over to gerudo? noble pursuits and other drinks are half off!
Mipha: would love to! On my way!
Revali: I'm a man
Link: sure don't act like one
Revali: shut up
Daruk: would love to come! Yet I'm a male
Link: I'll come
Urbosa: I'll give them to you, just wait at the bazar
Revali: oh ok
Mipha: it's hot
Link: crazy
Urbosa: yeah I know
Revali: IM GONNA BE BURNT ALIVE
Link: stop being such a baby about this
Daruk: kinda used to this tbh
Mipha: maybe because you live in lava?
Revali: just maybe
Mipha: how are you not perishing link
Link: built different
Daruk: or maybe he has heat resistance potions?
Revali: hand em over
Mipha: empty your pockets
Daruk: get on your hands and knees
Urbosa: PAUSE???
Daruk: NO NOT LIKE THAT
Mipha: ....
Revali: im believing the giant rock mans plead for innocence, but one more.. odd.. occurrence and im calling an emergency meeting
Link: THIS IS NOT AMONG US
Mipha: among us in real life
Daruk: sussy baka
Urbosa: never in my life would I think I would hear Daruk utter the words "sussy baka" yet here I am
Link: IMPOSTER
Mipha: BLUE IS SUS
Revali: im gonna jump off a bridge
Link: preppy!
Mipha: that's so coquette
Urbosa: uh.. I have the noble pursuits...
Link: HAND EM OVER BUCKAROO
Daruk: we won't ask again
Link: I will beat you with my Stanley
Urbosa: please don't hurt me
Mipha: no such promises
Daruk: when did link become preppy?
Link: I hope you get wrinkles
Urbosa: the audacity!
Daruk: can rocks get wrinkles?
Revali: only one way to find out
Link: I'm taking away your glow recipe
Daruk: what
Revali: he means the moisturizing nourishing glowing wrinkle-restoring anti aging lava face mask
Daruk: IM GONNA GIVE YOU SCOLIOSIS
Mipha: period!
1,000 reads! Wow
I'm so happy people actually read my 'work' and burn their retinas by will!
Thanks for the support, I really appreciate it! 🎉
I'll also try updating more, I mostly promise 😀
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RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
