Urbosa: no mercy
Revali: please no
Mipha: there is no choice revali, the end is neigh
Link: neigh? Like a horse?
Mipha: I was just trying to be poetic...
Daruk: I've aten one of those before
Link: horses?
Daruk: yeah, he was kinda spotty and grey
Link: that's why when I traveled to eldin and my horse disappeared
Daruk: ...
*insert link throwing a snowball at Daruk*
Link: THIS IS FOR SPOT THE SECOND AND A HALF
Urbosa: what happened to the other half
Link: nothing...
Revali: what
Daruk: oh it's on
Revali: NO
Basically what went down...
Daruk proceeded to hit link with a snowball
Link kinda dies
Revali takes shelter under a tree
Urbosa gets wiped out by Daruk
Mipha and link create a plan to sneak attack Daruk
Link puts rocks in the snowballs
Mipha jumps out and distracts daruk
Link sneaks up behind Daruk and throws the rock snowballs at him
Daruk complains that link waisted perfectly good rocks
Revali attempts to escape
Revali is captured by Urbosa
Revali is now behind held captive
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Revali: LET ME GO
Urbosa: never
*insert mipha shoving snow in revalis face*
Daruk: now he can go
Link: nuh uh
*insert link pelting revali with snowballs*
Urbosa: now he can go
Revali: I hate you all
Link: what?
Revali: NOTHING
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