Mipha: thanksgiving is coming up soon!
Daruk: what's that
Revali: national eat a bird with soggy bread stuffed up its butt day
Daruk: ooh! Wonderful
Link: what is wrong with eldin
Daruk: we're just built different
Urbosa: we could boil revali and eat him...
Revali: WHAT NO
Link: do you taste like chicken or turkey?
Revali: HOW WOULD I KNOW?!
Urbosa: only one way to find out
Revali: IM BEING HARASSED
Mipha: let's save him for the crawfish boil
Urbosa: why yes my lady, he would taste nice with some craw fish
Revali: HELP
Daruk: let's go back on topic, what is everyone making/bringing?
Link: I can bring mashed potatoes
Mipha: I specialize in slightly burnt water
Urbosa: how
Mipha: It's a treat here in zora
Link: and I thought eldin was weird
Urbosa: I can bring the turkey
Revali: I will not be the turkey
(Link changed revalis name to 'turkey')
Turkey: NO
Urbosa: yes
Link: yes
Mipha: yes
Daruk: im kinda scared
Urbosa: as you should be
Sorry this was kinda short, there will be more parts though that are actually close to thanksgiving haha 🥲
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