Urbosa: anyone wanna come over? I'm decorating gerudo town
Link: I would love to help... expect I'm a boy
Urbosa: oh yeah..
Mipha: it's barley November! Why are you decorating for Christmas already?
Daruk: what's Christmas?
Revali: national fancy tree day
Daruk: ah yes! I live for national fancy tree day!
Urbosa: what is wrong with eldin holidays
Link: how about we decorate rito village?
Urbosa: the rito are gonna choke on the ornaments and foliage...
Revali: IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE!
Link: how about goron city?
Daruk: you and the decorations will burn to a crisp
Link: zoras domain?
Mipha: actually that's a pretty good idea! I'll just tell everyone to not harass the Christmas tree
Revali: what?!
Mipha: last year we had a Christmas tree up and all the Zora stabbed fish in the branches and treated it like a god.. and then fought it when the wind pushed it onto someone...
Link: maybe tie down the tree... or just not put one up
Mipha: awww.. I sorta liked William
Urbosa: William?
Mipha: that's what they named the tree
Daruk: good god..
Link: I can come over soon with some stuff
Mipha: alright
Revali: I also have some stuff from a few years ago
Urbosa: I'll help I guess
Daruk: I'll also help but I can't bring anything since I don't own anything 'christmassy'
Then they all set up the decorations and watch as the zora find the tree and start sacrificing small insects :)
Mipha: I don't like it here
Link: get on your knees and pray to William the second
Urbosa: quickly mipha, or were gonna sacrifice you
Daruk: and I thought my beliefs were weird
Revali: what's your weird beliefs? Can't be weirder than this
Daruk: I don't think I should say..
Revali: no no, go on
Daruk: we throw misbehaving children in death mountain
Link: Oh so you also do that!
Urbosa: sweet hylia..
Daruk: just kidding!
Revali: THANK THE GODDESSES
Daruk: Link... you were also joking.... Right?
Link: sure..
Revali: remind me to never get him near a child
Urbosa: that just sounds creepy 😭
Link: I WAS JOKING 🥲
Daruk: let's hope so..
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RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
