Daruk: party at my place tonight?
Revali: absolutely not
Urbosa: last time we had a party we all got drunk excluding mipha and link and you tried throwing revali off the roof
Revali: you what?!
Daruk: don't remember it
Link: I do
Mipha: maybe we should lay off the noble pursuits?
Urbosa: never
Mipha: since it's almost Halloween we should celebrate! This could be a Halloween party!
Revali: and get link near candy? awesome idea
Link: no one will stop me
Urbosa: stupendous
Daruk: I do like the Halloween idea, it's not celebrated in eldin though
Mipha: what is celebrated instead?
Daruk: national orange rock day
Revali: wow
Link: sounds cool
Urbosa: we don't dress up for Halloween so the guards don't get confused when a voe wears vai clothes
Link: ...
Revali: I can bring some food for the party
Link: no one wants your birdseed
Revali: shut up
Daruk: how about we meet up at 6?
Mipha: sure, I can bring some food
Link: I hate fish
Mipha: what?!
Link: like the ones you eat
Mipha: im not sure if I should be upset about this
Link: about me hating fish?
Mipha: im a fish
Urbosa: aren't you a shark
Mipha: yes
Link: yeah but you can't eat zora
Revali: says who?
Daruk: yeah I'm just gonna get ready now...
Authors note: im going to have a much longer 2nd part on the 29th or 30th!
JK ITS COMING TODAY OR TMRW 😘
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RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
