Mipha: thanksgiving is over so it's technically Christmas now!
Daruk: what?
Revali: national fancy tree day
Daruk: ah alright
Revali: why can't you have normal holidays
Daruk: idk ok, wait didn't we already decorate zoras domain?
Urbosa: yeah but that was before thanksgiving so it was early
Mipha: personally you were quite late
Daruk: November is considered late??
Revali: when do you decorate??
Mipha: September
Link: WHAT
Urbosa: oh good he lives
Link: that's so early
Mipha: it's not summer anymore so it's right on time
Daruk: what about fall?
Mipha: we don't talk about fall
Link: it's gone like my dad
Urbosa: damn
Mipha: skill issue
Link: isn't your dad a whale
Urbosa: kinda built like one
Mipha: shut the hell up my dad owns Roblox
Urbosa: YES MAM
Link: im sorry
Revali: since zoras already decorated we should decorate somewhere else
Link: what about rito?
Urbosa: isnt that a choking hazard
Mipha: hopefully
Revali: maybe get stuff we won't attempt to eat
Daruk: what if we purposely don't do that
Revali: why???
Link: it's funny
Revali: it's funny watching rito choke??
Mipha: exactly
Revali: just please don't bring stuff we could choke on
Daruk: no promises
I'm gonna make shorter chapters but update more often now, so expect maybe one chapter per week :)
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RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
