Botw group chat

Tax fraud

(The next day)

Link: anyone got any extra rupees?

Mipha: no... why?

Daruk: what's rupees?

Revali: a type of currency

Daruk: like pebbles?

Revali: sure...

Link: to answer miphas question, I need to pay my taxes

Urbosa: oh you just reminded me I gotta do that also

Link: can you help me out

Revali: link has brain damage he can't write

Mipha: or speak

Daruk: isn't that dementia

Urbosa: no...

Link: so can ya help me out Urbosa?

Urbosa: in debt, can't

Link: then how are you paying ur taxes?

Urbosa: tax the residents of gerudo

Revali: this is the American revolution all over again...

Link: what's that

Urbosa: just another 4th wall break

Mipha: we really need to stop doing that

Urbosa: what if you just commit tax fraud link?

Link: been there done that

Revali: how

Link: it ain't easy being the hero of Hyrule

Daruk: how is that related to tax fraud

Link: yes

Mipha: fair point

Urbosa: just know if you go to jail I will not bail you out

Revali: considering the fact you're broke?

Urbosa: kinda

Link: lol the Hyrule government isn't paid enough

Mipha: I don't think anyone is paid enough to watch you, or even be in a 10 mile radius of you

Daruk: like the forest fire that he caused? Which lasted for an hour?

Revali: first of all, how does that even relate to this conversation, second of all WHAT

Link: you left me alone with bomb arrows..

Mipha: the first mistake was leaving him alone

Urbosa: real

bros gonna go to jail 😍

holy red bokoblin how did we get to 480 reads
ITS BEEN 5 DAYS

forever grateful 😭👏