Mipha: happy Valentine's Day!
Daruk: what's that
Link: I SWEAR TO G-
Revali: national give your significant other a pink heart shaped rock day or small coco flavored rocks in a pink rock
Daruk: oh! Fun
Urbosa: did anyone get anything for valentines?
Link: Zelda gave me a lollipop and a eviction notice
Urbosa: eviction notice?
Link: I keep my apples in the palace shed, the gardeners hate me
Mipha: I can see why they would
Link: not even my fault tho
Urbosa: your at the wrong here
Link: leave me alone
Daruk: yikes
Urbosa: well, the noble pursuits are half off at the bar today for valentines
Link: WHAT? REALLY??
Urbosa: how do know what a noble pursuit is?
You've never been to gerudo town..
Link: umm
Mipha: GUYS
Revali: what now
Mipha: Sidon gave me a rose!
Urbosa: cute!
Revali: the tiny fish?
Mipha: he's a shark, the one that bit your ankle
Revali: oh yeah that one
Link: revali is scared of Sidon
Revali: NO IM NOT
Daruk: well, for valentines someone made these amazing rocks! they were bussin
Link: DID YOU JUST SAY BUSSIN
Urbosa: WHATT
Daruk: Isnt that cool??
Mipha: daruk thats so last year
Daruk: I try my hardest, ok?
Link: your so old
Revali: aren't you 117
Link: idk at this point
Revali: well, I got some birdseed for valentines
Link: of course you did
Mipha: that's his fav food
Revali: NO ITS NOT
Daruk: stop lying
Revali: IM NOT
Link: you speak lies revali
Sorry this took 48 years to come out
And happy late valentines!
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RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
