Urbosa: how about we visit eldin for thanksgiving!
Link: horrible idea
Mipha: don't I need water to survive
Revali: how am I supposed to know??
Mipha: idk man
Daruk: I guess burning alive is a fun thing for everyone if you want to come
Link: girl no it's not fun
Urbosa: how would you know?
Link:...
Mipha: how about we go to rito!
Daruk: I like that idea! We could sacrifice revali to the thanksgiving gods
Revali: what
Daruk: yes! Conquest, war, famine, and death!
Link: those are just the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse?
Daruk: Same thing
Revali: I don't like where this is going
Urbosa: SACK OF RICE
Mipha: you mean sacrifice?
Link: SACK OF RICE
Urbosa: SACK OF RICE
Revali: NO SACKS OF RICE!
Link: screw you, unhinged crow
Revali: WHAT
Link: you heard me you piece of pasta
(Daruk changed revalis name to "ravioli")
Ravioli: NOOO
Urbosa: HAHAHAHAA
Link: this is wonderful
Ravioli: SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE
Ravioli: MIPHA HELP
(Mipha has gone offline)
Link: HAHAHA
Ravioli: im stuck like this.. why
(Daruk changed raviolis name to "turkey stuffing")
Turkey stuffing: I think this is classified as harassment
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RandomOh wow Another botw group chat The champions, link, and occasionally Zelda are in a group chat, getting perms, committing tax fraud, and getting duct tapped to the ceiling. Yeah.. This is my first book I'm willing to publish, so enjoy 🤷♀️ Cover...
