Okay, now don't judge me for publishing two new stories on the same day. So, here's season two of the franchise, of undersea adventures. Now please read season one if you haven't, and that's all, thank you.
Patrick was fast asleep in his bed before he heard a knock. Patrick woke up and tiredly rubbed his eyes as he pulled on his pants and walked towards his rock.
Patrick: Coming!
Patrick then opens the door to find a familiar face, though a face he didn't expect.
Patrick: FitzPatrick? My long lost evil cousin?
FitzPatrick: Aye, the one an' only!
Patrick screams in delight and pulls FitzPatrick into a hug. FitzPatrick, however, quickly pushes him away from him.
FitzPatrick: Alright, we don't need none of that.
Patrick: So, what brings you to Bikini Bottom, cous?
FitzPatrick: Oh just thought I'd come by, assume your identity, ruin yer life, y'know, standard evil relative stuff.
Patrick: Sounds great! Hey before you do whatever you just said, please come inside.
FitzPatrick then takes a seat in the sand chair in Patrick's house. Patrick then goes to his fridge and takes out a stack of hotdogs. Patrick then tosses the hotdogs into the air and karate chops them into small pieces.
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Patrick: Hotdog, cous?
Patrick takes one the hotdogs and swallows it as he offers one to FitzPatrick. FitzPatrick only pushes the hotdogs away and Patrick eats them in one bite.
FitzPatrick: Oh no thank you, I'd actually like to play a game.
Patrick: A game? I love games!
FitzPatrick: Good, you don't happen to have a closet, do you?
Patrick: Well sure, it's right there.
FtzPatrick then moved Patrick towards the aforementioned closet.
FitzPatrick: Good, now just get into the closet.
Patrick then walks into the closet and FitzPatrick shuts the door behind him.
Patrick: Now what?
FitzPatrick: Oh, count to......ten thousand.
Patrick: Okay. One.....two......three.........
As Patrick counts, FitzPatrick positions a chair where it would stay shut. He then maniacally runs out and outside of Patrick's house. SpongeBob then walks up and catches FitzPatrick by surprise.
SpongeBob: Hi Patrick!
FitzPatrick was startled but realized who was behind him. He then brushes himself off and takes on a serious face.
FitzPatrick: Do I know you?
SpongeBob: Well of course you do. It's me, SpongeBob, your best friend.
