This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Me: We're switching things up a little... you see... DROWNED IS A TOP!
Drowned: Please don't judge me...
Skelly: Nobody's judging you, bestie, I'm a bottom, it doesn't actually matter. ANYWAYS... PLEASE SAY THAT THE DARE IS THE MARRIAGE OF DROWNED AND ZOMBIE!
Drowned: Please shut your big fat mouth-
Skelly: IT'S NOT A BIG FAT-
Drowned: WHATEVER, LET'S START THIS-
SOMEPLACE ELSE
Ender: *Slaps Zombie with all his might*
Zombie: OWW! YOU IDIOT-
Drowned: *Takes out trident*
Zombie: Um, WTF-
Drowned: *Throws trident at Ender*
Zombie: Wha- *understands* *blushing*
Drowned: *INSERT TRIDENT #2* Don't you dare slap Zombie... UNDERSTOOD?
Ender: OMIGOSH IT'S A SHIP- *sparkly eye*
Drowned: *Shoves trident into Ender's big fat mouth*
Ender: *Opens mouth and manages to get the trident through the giant whole when he opens his mouth UwU*
Drowned: HAND ME THE BLEACH-
Ender: OMIGOSH SORRY-
Drowned: I wish I never saw that.
Zombie, who wasn't listening: Saw what?
Ender: THE BACK OF MY MOUTH-
Zombie: OMG THAT- LMAO- DROWNED, I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU-
Drowned: WTF- EXPLAIN-
Ender: GUYS IT WAS A DARE-
Drowned: The existence of your mouth was a dare?
Ender: NO, THE SLAP WAS-
Drowned: *Throws trident again* DON'T LISTEN TO DARES LIKE THAT-
Ender: OWW- *gets interrupted by another trident*
Drowned: POOF ALREADY-
Ender: WTF- I DON'T WANT TO DIED-
Drowned: WELL, THEN TOO BAD!
Zombie: Please spare Ender...
Drowned: Uh- you want him to live?
Zombie: YES, IT WAS EITHER A SLAP OR GETTING DELETED-
Me: ZOMBIE, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT I'D DO TO YOU IF YOU REFUSE-
Zombie: GUYS, THIS IS ABUSE, SAVE US!
Me: They're the ones abusing you.
Zombie: Oh.
Drowned: DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
Me: You guys are the best, don't mind her... *turns to Drowned* When we're done with this, you're so dead...
Drowned: How am I dead?
Me: I'll find a dare for that...
Drowned: Guys, don't kill me.
Me: I FOUND THE DARE ALREADY-
Drowned: Oh, shit-
Me: So... how did you guys like it?
Ender: IT WAS TRAUMATIZING-
Drowned: IT WAS TERRIBLE-
Me: Nobody even did anything to you-
Drowned: THEY DID SOMETHING TO ZOMBIE-
Zombie: WTF-
Drowned: *Blushing* Uh, I- um...
???(new character): GUYS PLZ REQUEST SPIDER X CREEPER!
