This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Me: Oh, and when you're deleted, you have to live as Soft AU William for the rest of your life.
Wither: OH FUCK NO-
Me: Yes.
Wither: Let's get this over with-*changes into dress*
Me: You look bootiful-
Wither: WTF-
Me: UwU
Wither: Uh, help-
Me: SOFT AU WILLIAM-
Wither: I don't need help at all, I'm good!
Me: Why thank you!
Wither: Uh... um... this thing is horrible-
Me: No, it isn't dw you look bootiful!
Wither: OMG RLY TYSM!!!
Me: Nah, you look like an 80 year old gramma from my mom's times, but just flat.
Wither: Bitch how dare you-
Me: ACCORDING TO GOOGLE-
Wither: DON'T YOU FUCKING BRING GOOGLE INTO THIS YOU IDIOT, GOOGLE RUINED MY LIFE-
Me: Frr it keeps on telling me I have OCD tho I don't(not lying, true IRL)-
Donut: You just have symptoms, IG-
Wither: Uh anyways... Donut how do I look?
Donut: No offense, but... bro it's 2024 grow up you look like ur from 1801 or something-
Wither: Fuck you.
Donut: Uhm...
Me: LMAO DONUT UR DUMB FR-
Donut: Uh what-
Me: I'm not going to explain.
Donut: Oh alr then-
Wither: Uh so now what?
Me: Go show this to everyone, it's lunchtime.
Wither: Fuck.
Me: Just go, you bitch.
Wither: Uh, alright...?
Me: Thank you, now get out of my sight, my eyes are having trouble processing your ugliness.
Wither: Same. Bye.
SO THEN HE GOES INTO THE DINING HALL-
Pigman: Bro wtf are you wearing-
Wither: Another dumb challenge.
Zombie: I would have said that now you feel my suffering, but you have it much harder than I do.
Wither: At least I'm not dressed like a five-year-old kid who likes chuck-e-cheese and goes there without having nightmares-
Zombie: Yeah, that's kinda true.
Wither: Uh ok so now can I die?
Skelly: We are all stuck in this hell, forced to stay alive. You're forced to stay alive too. Oh, and I've seen worse, and you don't look as horrible as Misty said you'd look, but I'm still side-eyeing that clothing choice.
Wither: Yeah fr it's ugly-
Skelly: Yeah, true, the clothing piece is ugly, but you aren't, and that kinda helps, but not much, that's why somebody would say you're ugly-
Stray: Uh wtf skelly he makes people gag normally, and now I'm surviving with this- *takes out bleach* GOODBYE, EYESIGHT-
Skelly: Uh, is that healthy-
Me: Uh lemme check-
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Skelly: Drop that fucking thing right now, brother.
Stray: Nah, I'd rather not.
Skelly: DROP IT YOU BITCH- *grabs bleach*
Stray: Uh it's not gonna mess with how hawt I am so idc-
Skelly: Bro it is, people look dumb asf after getting bleach in their eyes.
Stray: Now im scared
Skelly: Go hide in your room if you hate it so much.
Stray: Bye! *despawns*
Skelly: Uhm...
He will respawn, won't he?
Ender: He already did, he's currently in his room, crying because of the two seconds he saw Wither.
Skelly: No way- how did you know anyways, you're right here?
Ender: I have my ways.
Ghast: Uh I'm having second thoughts on this ship...
Ender: Really =(
Ghast: JK bitch
Ender: STFU idiot-
Skelly: Oh god that is complex.
Ender: Ikr
Wither: OMG THE CHALLENGE ENDED- BYEEVERYONESTAYHAPPYHEALTHYANDSAFE AND AS FOR KAY, PLEASE GO TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG-
Me: STFU Wither, your mom would have killed you for this.
Wither: I miss my mom tho-
Skelly: For anyone confused, Wither's mom is Miaty_rosely, who sadly left Wattpad today.
