This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Skelly: ALRIGHT, WHAT'S THE FUSS HERE, HE'S JUST AN UNCLE-
Zombie: Yeah... right- so just stop the dare, please-
Me: Fae requested it, so it has to be done.
Zombie: FUCK EXISTENCE-
Me: *summons Zombie's Uncle*
Zombie's Uncle: Uhhh... I WAS HAVING MY COFFEE, DARNIT, MISTY-
Me: Go fuck yourself-
Zombie's Uncle: I DO NOT-
Me: You took that too literally-
Zombie's Uncle: Oh... uh... apologies-
Me: I forgive you for THAT, but... you've got a long list-
Zombie's Uncle: *notices Zombie in the room* Ohh... so the little mistake is back... *grins* You seem even more pathetic than when I last saw you...
Zombie: *eyes widen* You're... back...
Skelly: Alright, hold up, what the FUCK is going on here?
Zombie's Uncle: *pulls out knife* Now, dear, to see whether you've healed, even a little bit... *grabs onto Zombie and cuts through his skin* Tougher than it used to be, but... still weaker than normal skin. Who would've known, the way to undo the curse was just not to get hurt... but I bet everyone sees you for the weakling you are-
Skelly: *shoots an arrow into Zombie's Uncle's arm* Shut up. That is my bestie you're talking to.
Zombie: Skelly?
Skelly: DIE, YOU UNHOLY PEASANT! *fires an arrow into his damn brain*
Zombie's Uncle: *dies*
Me: *claps*
EnderPlayer375: THE PARTY'S READY, EVERYONE COME ON, DRINKS ARE ON ME-
Me: YESSS-
Shadow_Mike: Uhhhhhhhhhh-
Me: ECAT, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BITCH, WE HAVE AMAZING NEWS-
Ecat: WHAT, YOU DAMN SLUT, I WANNA KNOW-
Me: ZOMBIE'S UNCLE DIED-
Ecat: *hugs* OMG THANKS SO MUCH BASTARD-
Me: *hugs back* I KNOW, RIGHT DUMBFUCK????
Ecat: YESSS, RAT-
Me: YEAHHHHHHHHH, WHORE-
(lets just say it went on for about 10 minutes)
Donut_King: THE SWEETS ARE READY-
EnderPlayer375: Took you long enough-
Drowned: Where's Hell?
Me: *points downwards*
Drowned: *apparates in Hell(Harry Potter majik), in front of Zombie's Uncle* HOW DARE YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL SCUM- *attacks him with trident*
Zombie's Uncle: *triple dies*
Me: BYE EVERYONE, STAY-
Ender: WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!
Me: Actually fr today just do whatever you want and be sure to party-
