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Dare 41

TheBestPastaIsCreepy

Me: Oh... um...

Wither: But we're already-

Donut_King: I PREPARED THE MAGIC DONUTS-

Me: WTF DID YOU MAKE-

Donut_King: THEY NOW GO BACK IN AGE, AND THEY WON'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP-

Me: Alright... I guess?

Wither: So we have to eat the donut.

Donut_King: Yeah *gives them both donuts* I CAN'T WATCH THIS IS CANNIBALISM-

Me: Why did you even make donuts?

Donut_King: I BIRTHED THEM-

Me: Birthed? That's... um...

Donut_King: OMG SORRY-

Me: YOU- DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN-

Donut_King: Remembering how Liz was born in these two peoples' futures-

Me: OML YEAH-

Wither: *Turns younger*

Skelly: This is still sketchy but whatever- *Eats donut* *Turns younger*

Wither: Um... so... why are we here again-

Me: YOU WILL BE REACTING TO SOME SMUT ABOUT-

(I'm using Wither_X_Skelly's books on this since nobody else I know writes this at the moment-)

Wither: Wow...

Skelly: I'll just pretend my character is different.

Wither: Same.

Skelly: THE CHARACTER TRAITS-

Me: AU differences.

Skelly: I hate this.

Wither: Yeah- it's not that great-

Me: IF YOU TOO CONTINUE LYING, I WILL KILL YOU-

Skelly: Minus the character differences, it's nice.

Wither: Agreed.

Me: SHIP-

Wither and Skelly: *Blushes*

Skelly: STFU-

Wither: If this is Ga ship, I'm find with it, but SHUT UP ON THE SHIPPER NOISES-

Me: I'm not even the one who makes the shipper noises.

Donut_King: *Loud asf shipper noises*

Lia(or whatever her user would be IDK(not using her real name)):  *Loud asf shipper noises*

Krista(I think this is what I should call her...?): *Quiet shipper noises*

Shadow_Mike: *Loud asf shipper noises*

Misty's Flying Kitten(Lia gave him this nickname, he's an IRL person): *Loud asf shipper noises*

Slime: *Loud asf shipper noises*

EnderPlayer375: *Loud asf shipper noises*

The short kid who thinks he's a god(My IRL friend): That's very gay-

Me: HOMOPHOBIC BRAT- GET OUT-

The short kid who thinks he's a god: I HAVE DEFEATED THE STRONGEST SPIRIT WITH MY OWN ARMS-

Me: *Takes out knife* DEAL WITH THIS-

The short kid who thinks he's a god: *Despawns*

Everyone: *Stops the shipper noises* *Starts preparing his funeral*

Me: There!

Donut_King: BYE EVERYONE, STAY HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE, WE'LL FIX THESE TWO BEHIND THE SCENES-