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Wither: OMG- FINALLY STRAY CAN TASTE THIS-

Skelly: *Happens to walk in and reads the dare* Oh... should I prepare the funerals?

Wither: You're getting late...

Skelly: *Runs out to prepare funerals*

Wither: Now the Coke bottles... *opens bottles(because it's satisfying, not that he needed to) and fills gasoline, then reseals bottles(perks of being a hacker)*

Wither: Done, now let's give them to everyone *enters whatever room they're in(lazy)*

Wither: Hey, guys, I got Coke for you! You want some?

Everyone: *Grabs Coke* *Minecraft drinking noises*

Zombie: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH THIS COKE-

Slime: Tastes... familiar(Ahem, 09faex, I'm looking at you)

Stray: I'mma need the hospital-

Wither: Guys... it was gasoline-

Stray: HOLY SHIT WTF-

Zombie: Bye everyone! AND MY FUNERAL BETTER BE GOOD-

Wither: I hope Skelly prepared it well-

Ender: Meh- wait- *Googles whether gasoline has water*

Ender: Meh- wait- *Googles whether gasoline has water*

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(I searched it up)

Ender: WAIT- NO- HELP- GUYS, I THINK I'M GONNA DIE-

Ghast: Wither, remember the time I whacked you with a steel frying pan super hard a million times?

Wither: Uh... yeah, so?

Ghast: I wanna go again!

Wither: WTF-

Ghast: COME HERE, YOU BITCH-

Wither: NO, SOMEBODY, HELP-

Ghast: Oh, and Skelly- *throws frying pan at Skelly's face* I'M MAD AT YOU TOO, FOR NOT BEING MARRIED TO WITHER-

Wither: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE-

Ghast: OMFG SORRY-

Wither: You're dead, Ghast...

Ghast: YOU MADE ENDER DRINK WATER, SO YOU'RE DYING FIRST-

Wither: You already had gasoline...

Ghast: OH- WELL THEN EVERYONE IS-

Wither: Skelly finished digging the graves...

Entity 303: HELLO, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, I AM HERE TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS- *fixes gasoline problems* AND CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS FOR KAY, SINCE SHE IS A BITCH-

Me: Since she made your students drink gasoline-

Entity 303: Pretty much that-

Me: LMAO WHY IS THIS FUNNY-

Entity 303: Fuck you.

Me: Yeah, fuck me😏

My POV: Idiot.

Entity 303: Um, Misty, you're dead-

Me: Joke's on you, I have suicide plans!

Entity 303: Yeah, I'mma go call your therapist-

EnderPlayer375: You wouldn't know how to do it, being a teacher... *calls up therapist* BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE SO DUMB SOMEONE YOU SEE FREQUENTLY IS LITERALLY FUCKING ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE, NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT FIXING THIS ALL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOB, IF YOU DON'T FIX THIS RIGHT NOW I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND MESS YOU UP LIKE MISTY'S MESSED UP-

Me: I AM NOT MESSED UP-

EnderPlayer375: YES YOU ARE, MISTY, NOW STFU WHILE I FINISH THIS-

Me: Guys, EnderPlayer375 needs therapy-

Donut_King: You can't be talking-

Me: Yes, I can. I don't think I would blackmail a therapist like that- OH SHIT MY THERAPIST MIGHT NEED THERAPY- ENDERPLAYER375, STFU-

EnderPlayer375: *Accidentally breaks phone* How did I do?😇

Entity 303: Yeah, no, I'm out-

Donut_King: Same-

Me: Uh... needs... improvement...

EnderPlayer375: Are you trying to say it's not good enough?

Me: Yes.

EnderPlayer375: Misty, you're set for eternal torture...

Me: BYE EVERYONE, STAY HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE(Especially from EnderPlayer375, he's gone crazy, I'll check into the issue)

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