This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Herobrine: Entity is either gonna be mad, or not give a fuck.
Me: IDK-
Herobrine: ALRIGHT LET'S GO-
*A while later*
Herobrine: HEY, PIGMAN- *throws ice cream at his face* THIS IS FOR GETTING AN 'F'-
Me: Wow... HE GOT AN 'F'-
Herobrine: Yes. Can I do it again?
Me: Alright...?
Herobrine: *Throws again* AND THAT'S FOR EATING IN CLASS *throws again* AND THAT'S FOR TRYING TO COOK YOUR OWN ARM AND EAT PORK *throws AGAIN* AND THAT'S FOR SERIOUSLY EATING PORK- that's it, thanks.
Pigman: IT'S FUCKING WINTER, I'M GONNA GET SICK-
Herobrine: AND THE FACT THAT YOU COME FROM THE NETHER- OF COURSE YOU WILL-
Pigman: HEROBRINE YOU BASTARD-
Herobrine: Detention.
Pigman: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-
Herobrine: You're the dumb one tho-
Pigman: SHUT THE FUCK UP-
Entity 303: *Enters room* Hi, what happened?
Me: Herobrine threw ice cream at Pigman and then Pigman started swearing at him.
Entity 303: PIGMAN, JUST WASH THE ICE CREAM OFF- Herobrine, you are a bitch and I don't give a shit.
Herobrine: WTF-
Entity 303: I don't give a fuck. That's all. It's probably a dare.
Herobrine: It is.
Entity 303: The goddamn dares came back... at least I'm easily forgotten in this book!
Herobrine: Bye everyone, go kill yourselves for all I care, have a horrible day.
Skelly: That's messed up-
Herobrine: Yeah, it is. I know.
Skelly: BYE EVERYONE, STAY HAPPY, HEALTHY, AND SAFE!
