This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Wither: *Reads dare* Aah, I'll love this... *takes out frying pan* LET'S GO-
Skelly: Wow... STRAY-
Stray, walking in happily: Yea?
Skelly: *Hugs Stray* This is goodbye...
Stray: WTF-
Wither: NOW GET READY GUYS-
Skelly: I better get out of the way- *walks to other side of the room*
Wither: You're not gonna get hurt anyways...
Skelly: Oh. But still...
Wither: NOW LET'S GET TO THIS- *bangs frying pan on Stray's skull* YES! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE *whacks again* THANK YOU SO MUCH, KIARA, YOU'RE THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stray, with his skull cracked, dazed: So... I'm your least favorite... and apparently, Wither is your absolute favorite.
Wither: TYSM- *does it again*
Slime, who was watching from a distance: She said once. Once is enough.
Wither: No it isn't. I have a frying pan, and dare consent.
Slime: IT WAS CONSENT FOR ONCE! *spits slimeball at Wither* ONCE! SHE SAID ONCE! THAT WAS THREE TIMES!
Wither: OMG whut-
Slime: Wither... I'm coming for your soul...
Wither: Meh.
Slime: You're not going to turn your back to a girl with a slipper in her hand...
Wither: S-slipper?
Slime: HA! *throws slippers at Wither's face*
Wither: AAAH HELP-
Skelly: OMG WHAT DO I DO- Slime, please-
Slime: Of course, bestie- *throws more slippers at Wither* I'M DOING MORE-
Skelly: WTF-
Slime: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Skelly: NO.
Spider: Skelly finds random evil laughter cringe... and he has a good reason to.
Skelly: IT JUST SOUNDS WEIRD-
Spider: Wow. Nice reason.
Skelly: Thanks.
Spider: WTF-
Me: OMG GUYS, WTF ARE YOU DOING-
Shadow_Mike: You guys have to stop swearing.
Donut_King: I agree.
Ecat_Simi: It doesn't matter, I wouldn't do it.
Me: You golden kids... *sobs* So beautiful... AND I AM THE DEVIL, GUYS, I CAN FUCKING SWEAR ALL I WANT-
Donut_King: Wow... that's... very... explicit.
Me: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK-
Random person in my school: *Gets summoned* NOBODY CAN TELL ANYONE NOT TO SWEAR *gets unsummoned*
Me: I have... influence...
Donut_King: Your school is weird...
Feather_Rose(My mom): I think we should remove you from the school...
Me: OMG- *teleports mom back to my universe* WTF was that.
Donut_King: Wow...
Me: IKR-
*Silence*
Spider: AY, GUYS, WHY IS IT SO SILENT-
Skelly: Everyone was busy staring at your big fat abdomen and wondering whether you've moved in your entire life.
Spider: STFU-
Skelly: I needed to start a fight to get the place loud. Otherwise, it's just awkward fighting.
Wither and Stray: *Get into a full-on duel*
Spider: *Gets cheese popcorn* Ooh, this is nice-
Me: OMG CHEESE POPCORN MY FAVORITE- *sits down next to Spider* Let's see this.
*So, me and Spider are eating cheese popcorn watching Wither and Stray battle*
Me, chewing on popcorn: BYE EVERYONE, STAY HAPPY, HEALTHY AND SAFE!
