This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Me: Come on, I've had to wear two feet thick makeup or something, this is nothing...
Ender: IT'S EMBARRASSING-
Me: I've done worse...
Ender: WTF-
Me: Not getting into my first-grade secrets(these are IRL, you can't dare me to expose them)...
Ender: I don't want you to.
Me: Your friends will support you through all this trauma... WAIT, I FORGOT, THEY'LL NEVER LET YOU FORGET THIS-
Ender: EXACTLY-
Me: Wear it. I've worn MUCH more embarrassing things than this.
Ender: Have you ever worn a tutu?
Me: NO.
Ender: OMIGOSH-
Me: BYE! *Teleports away*
Skelly: I wore a maid dress, if that'll help...
Ender: YES, IT HELPED-
Me: I WORE TRADITIONAL GOWN AND TWO FEET OF MAKEUP IN A BUN AND DANCED IN FRONT OF STRANGERS-
Ender: OH, SO THAT'S WHAT IT WAS ABOUT- that helped a bit... *wears the stuff* HELP, THIS THING IS HIDEOUS- and the colors don't even match- well, I guess my eyes make up for that, but... I HATE THIS THING-
Ghast: OMG THAT LOOKS SO ADORABLE-
Ender: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-
Ghast: Sorry, outbursts.
Ender: This embarrassment is adorable.
Ghast: Um... I- YES IT IS!
Ender: BYE!
Wither: WAIT, I NEED A PIC OF THIS *crying with laughter* *snaps pic*
Me: Okay, guys, bye, stay happy, healthy, and-
Ender_Player375: AND REMEMBER TO SAVE ENDER FROM THE PAIN!
