This is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.
Zombie: And I thought that my life was already messed up...
Skelly: Even if it already is, it's just getting worse now!
Zombie: Thank you so much for your support, Skelly.
Skelly: No problem!!
Zombie: TF-
Skelly: LMAO-
Zombie: You know what, I'm just gonna go change into it... *goes and wears it* OH GOD NOW THAT I'M WEARING IT IT'S EVEN WORSE-
Me: I'm reading the description... why did it have to be mentioned that the suspenders were also light blue... aren't they always the same color as the skirt?
Zombie: You're reminding me of what I'm wearing.
Me: Oh, and on top of that, I'm actually adding a time limit, I won't just let you get out of it immediately, there's a time I'll say it's over.
Zombie: Fuck you.
Me: Yeah, fuck me...
Donut: Zombie, you're living in this world, live up to the rules.
Zombie: I totally forgot about that.
Me: LMAO-
Zombie: Uhm.
Me: God I can relate to you.
Zombie: I didn't ask...?
Me: YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK, I'M NOT YOUR CREATION!
Zombie: Reminding me of my suffering even more.
Me: Yeah fr- NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE!
Zombie: FUCK- oh- um- you are a bitch.
Me: THAT IS OFFENSIVE-
Zombie: It was meant to be offensive...?
Me: Oh. Okay then! But google says that's illegally-
Zombie: GOOGLE DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS DARE BOOK AND HOW WELL WE KNOW EACH OTHER AND EVERYTHING SO GOOGLE IS WRONG!
Me: Oh- yeah- right- well, I'm hungry, I'm just gonna go finish the muffins so that my mom lets me touch the ice cream bars-
Zombie: Do it quick, you won't be able to survive long without ice cream.
Me: Frr-
Zombie: Bye!
Me: Bye!
Skelly: One second we're insulting each other, next second we're besties for eternity.
Zombie: This is how life works now, now let's actually get this fucking dare started so that we can end it quickly.
Skelly: DROWNED, HUSK, COME HERE!
Zombie: Oh my god, what the fuck.
Skelly: Now the dare has officially started.
Zombie: Eh, this isn't that bad.
Skelly: Yeah, it's not. Now bye! *Jumps out window*
Zombie: SKELLY THAT'S A TWO MINUTE FALL, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Skelly: One sec- I ALWAYS COME BACK- now I think I'm good!
Zombie: Yes!
Drowned: Oh, uh, hi, Zombie, must be another shitty dare... but honestly, it's not too bad... but didn't Skelly call?
Zombie: He jumped out the window.
Drowned: Oh- he'll be fine, right?
Zombie: He said what needed to be said, I think he'll be alright.
Zombie: Of course, no need to worry, I made sure of that.
Husk: Thanks. Now, WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE NEW CHALLENGE OH MY GOD- don't worry it's not ugly- BUT GOD THAT'S EMBARRASSING-
Zombie: I know right-
Husk: Bro you could just ruin the dress-
Zombie: Uh okay-
Stray: NO- I NEED TO GET A GOOD PICTURE OF THAT- I'M BALANCING ON ELECTRICITY WIRES, PLEASE-
Zombie: You sure that's safe?
Stray: I used Slime's spit.
Zombie: Are you that desperate?
Stray: What, it's clean-
Zombie: In your opinion.
Stray: BUT YES, I'M THAT DESPERATE TO GET A PICTURE OF THIS-
Zombie: Uh, you're my best friend, so go on, take it...
Stray: *Takes pic*
Zombie: *Jumps over to electricity wire, and lands on utility pole* Now you've got what you want, I can get revenge! I don't usually do things like this, but... *cuts wire* BYE!
Stray: SLIME'S SPIT LITERALLY NEVER FAILS!
Zombie: Uh I knew that I'm not gonna kill you-
Stray: Oh-
Me: THE CHALLENGE IS OVER, I'M SATISFIED WITH THIS STORY-
Zombie: Bye everyone, stay happy, healthy and safe- Misty why is your ending line so-
Me: Yeah, it's a bit cringey... but BAI EVERYONE UWU HAVE A GOOD LIFE!
