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Phantom: Um, WTF-

Me: *Gets to Phantom's back and tries to stuff on Elytra*

Phantom: OWW, GET THE FUCK OFF, I HAVE WINGS, THEY'RE- *snap* NOW MY BONE-

Me: OH- YOUR BONE- SO SORRY-

Phantom: Oww... *folds wings*

Me: *Effortlessly puts Elytra on Phantom*

Phantom: This is... extremely uncomfortable.

Me: Well... Fae said so... and I need to listen to Fae.

Phantom: Of course, yeah, I get it, fine...

Me: Thank you.

Phantom: Fuck yourself, bitch.

Me: Enjoyable.

Phantom: GO KILL YOURSELF-

Me: Enjoyable if I can do it any way I want.

Phantom: Go tell this to someone you know and see what happens.

Me: NO.

Me: TRY GLIDING-

Phantom: Oh, shit- *uses a ladder to climb to the top of the building* *jumps off and glides*

Me: *Claps*

Phantom: ^^

So, bye everyone, stay happy, healthy and safe- (except for Fae, you cracked my bones)

Me: Yea, FAE, FORGET THAT-

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