Phantom: Um, WTF-
Me: *Gets to Phantom's back and tries to stuff on Elytra*
Phantom: OWW, GET THE FUCK OFF, I HAVE WINGS, THEY'RE- *snap* NOW MY BONE-
Me: OH- YOUR BONE- SO SORRY-
Phantom: Oww... *folds wings*
Me: *Effortlessly puts Elytra on Phantom*
Phantom: This is... extremely uncomfortable.
Me: Well... Fae said so... and I need to listen to Fae.
Phantom: Of course, yeah, I get it, fine...
Me: Thank you.
Phantom: Fuck yourself, bitch.
Me: Enjoyable.
Phantom: GO KILL YOURSELF-
Me: Enjoyable if I can do it any way I want.
Phantom: Go tell this to someone you know and see what happens.
Me: NO.
Me: TRY GLIDING-
Phantom: Oh, shit- *uses a ladder to climb to the top of the building* *jumps off and glides*
Me: *Claps*
Phantom: ^^
So, bye everyone, stay happy, healthy and safe- (except for Fae, you cracked my bones)
Me: Yea, FAE, FORGET THAT-
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FanfictionThis is the 1007th time someone's writing something like this on Wattpad(I DIDN'T CALCULATE, IDK HOW I GOT THAT NUMBER) but the mobs have different personalities.