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Brother (Needtobreathe)

The day had already been manic, and it was only 11am.

Leaving Willow and Jay( let's face it, he was never going to have a simple name like John) at the hospital had been gut wrenching, but I had to get home, shower , pack Willow and Jays's coming home bag and then remember how to put a car seat in the car again. I landed up having to google a video.

I was now waiting for Willow to finish showering and get dressed, while we waited for her discharge papers to be organised and had Jay snuggled in my arms.

The quiet was disrupted by a   small eruption and followed by a foul stench.

"Oh, Buddy, was that you? Man, you can give your Uncle Jared a run for his money." I could to my son.

Grabbing the nappy bag, I pulled out the change mat and necessary items for changing his nappy and laid him down.

Undoing his babygrow and nappy, I began to retch at the smell.

"What they hell is your Mom feeding you huh? Oh man, that is rank." I told him, trying to breathe through my mouth instead."

Jay response was to wiggle his arms about.

Grabbing wet wipe, I started the clean up job.

"Oh Buddy! No, wait stopping kicking your legs, you're going to get your feet full of sh... Oh Come on!" I shouted as a fountain of urine hit me in the face.

"I would close your mouth, of I were you." Willow remarked coming back onto the room.

"Too late."

Willow came over and place a wet wipe over his man bits. "Did you give Daddy a golden shower hmm?"

Turning to Jensen, " The Nurse advised me to always have something over his pee pee, to prevent showers."

"His pee pee?"

"Yeah, you know his penis. Are you going to finish changing his nappy?"

"Do I have too?" Jensen asked and then continued cleaning Jay's bum, at Willow's nod and smile. " I figured you meant that,  just why pee-pee?"

"I don't know,thats what the Nurse used. What did you use with Zeppelin? Penis just seems so adult."

"Willy. Isn't that what boy's bits are called normally?"

"How the hell would I know?
Not like I've ever been a boy. What did you call it growing up?"

"As a baby, my parents called a willy. As I got older Josh had me calling it a Dingaling, just to embarrass my mother." Jensen chuckled. "I remember running around the house singing, 'My Dingaling, my Dingaling. I want to play with my Dingaling!'"

"You didn't?" Willow exclaimed. "That is too adorable."

Jensen blushed at the memory." Or is it adorkable?"

"You definitely are adorkable." Willow replied and leaned over to give Jensen a kiss on the cheek.

Jensen proudly did the last push button on the grow and picked Jay up onto his arms. Putting his other arm around Willow, they both gazed at their newborn.

"Remember when I said , I didn't want anymore kids?"

"Which time?"

"Exactly! I was so fucking wrong?  Thank you for proving me wrong." Jensen whispered and then kissed Willow on the forehead.

"My absolute pleasure. Happy to do it again?"

"Prove me wrong or give me another baby?" Jensen joked.