Hey gamers, TheHornieOne here.
I'd say something about honestly I ran out of things to write.
So, without further ado, let's start!
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G36C wakes up... at the right moment.
Pilot: We're hit! Going down! Brace for Impact!
G36C: ..Bruh-
The jet goes down, and it crashes in a forest. G36C gets up and checks on G3 and Edward, who are fine thanks to their 5000000% HP boost.
G36C: Everyone alright?
G3: Yup.
Edward: Mhm.
G36C checks on the pilot, who also survived.
Pilot: I'm fine too.
G36C: Alright. Let me just...
G36C kicks down the jet door, revealing a large forest and dense vegetation.
G36C: This Vietnam or what?
G3: Don't say that, I get scared when I hear it.
G36C: ..L bozo.
G3: Hey!
G36C and the group get out of the wrecked plane and start cutting down some wood with their BARE FIST.
Edward: POV, Minecraft Steve.
G36C: Uh huh.
They made a campfire with some branches, and wood, and lit it up with a Molotov.
G36C: Remind me why you had a Molotov this entire time.
Edward: Cuz I'm pro.
G36C: Improvised explosive.
Edward: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
G36C: Why are you crying over me calling your Molotov an improvised explosive?
Edward: That's because I spent hours on it! You wouldn't understand!
G36C and the others start feasting on some steak that G36C somehow manages to store this entire time. The pilot went to the plane wreck to get some items.
G3: Tis good.
Edward: When are you becoming my wife? Because I want you to cook for me.
G36C: I didn't know you sucked at cooking.
Edward: I only know how to make cup noodles!
G36C: Eh, I was also like that in junior high. Until I took cooking classes.
G3: It's getting dark, should we sleep in the wreck and wait for help or..?
G36C: Nah, fuck that. I'm building a house.
G3: Wha-
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