MCYT RANDOMNESS 2

Hermitcraft taskmater

I wanted to write this over a year ago.

I started writing this.

Then I stopped writing this.

Then wattpad forgot I'd started written this.

And now I'm rewriting it

AND THEN THE HERMITS DID TASKMASTER ON THEIR OWN AND I REALISED I HAD TO GET 1 PART FINISHED.

And then I didn't finish writing it but still wanted to publish it

:D

'Welcome to the first ever Hermitcraft taskmaster!' Taskmaster Tango grinned at Mumbo's camera recording the reason for several weeks of utter chaos and randomness on the Hermitcraft server. 'For the first time ever, the hermits have had been told to be weird and mess around, instead of choosing to. And these hermits in particular are... GoodTimesWithScar! Cubfan135! Grian! Rendog! And ImpulseSV!' 

Mumbo cheered, as did Cub. The 5 contestants exchanged glances before Tango continued.

'And next to me, a guy who once told me his greatest moment was realising he was more than a block tall... Bdouble0100!' 

'TANGO!' 

'Yes Bdubs?' Tango grinned. He gained a furious scowl back. 'What's the first task my little friend?'

'You're not getting away with this, Tango... Our prize task today is the best thing that's bigger than me but smaller than Etho. And at the end of the episode, the winner will take all 5 things.'

'So... we're looking for something between 6'7" feet and 2 inches. Got it. Scar?'

'Mr Tango... Our wonderful, wonderful Taskmaster...'

Tango buried his head in his hands

'What have you done?"

'I bought an item that brings life and wonder to anything you build...' The screen showing the items switched, revealing an armour stand. 

'Scar...' Cub sighed. 'Seriously?'

'What?! It's a wonderful prize! It's versa- versat whatever... you can make amazing things out of it... Impulse, back me up...' 

'Right. 1 point for Scar... Cub, please come up with something better...'

'My prize is GoodTimesWithScar.'

Silence.

'...What?' Scar finally regained use of words, glancing at his friend for any sign that it's a joke. Grian burst out laughing. 

'I mean... great builder, incredible terraformer, funny, clever, slightly clumsy, but not too much, bigger than Bdubs, smaller than Etho... great archer, great prankster, good with magic...' 

'Cub- are you- I mean, you're being very kind, keep all that going... but WHAT?!' Tango was laughing. 

'I mean... top marks for creativity... if Scar is consenting in being taken by the winner then...'

Scar glared at Cub, but comedy beat confusion and indignation.

'1 day.' Scar relented. Cub started laughing. Clearly he wasn't expecting the strategy to work.

'Now... Grian? Can you beat Scar and...  also Scar?'

'As far as I know, it's not related to Scar... it is Dwight Schnoot.'

'He's ALIVE?!' Mumbo interrupted from the camera. Grian nodded.

'Yep! He's alive and as wonderfully sniffy as ever.'

'This is... your pet sniffer?'

'Yep!'

'I mean... it's high points for the name alone... Ren?'

'My sniffer-related prize idea has been yoinked! My prize was my gloriously fashionable sniffer onesie. From the buttercup-perimeter war.'

'You... couldn't get the glorious behind I recall Doc had?'

'No... I thought about it, but I didn't think fulfilled the criteria of smaller than Etho.'

'And our final contestant is Impulse?'

'I wanted to bring a drum kit, but it was too big. So I bought a child-sized one.'

'Aww! The perfect drum kit for Bdubs! I love it!' Tango giggled as the tiny kid drums on the screen. 

'TANGO I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU CONTINUE.'

'AND NOW POINTS!' Tango yelled over the top. '1 point is obviously for a certain mr GoodTimesWithScar.' A guilty laugh. 'And then no one's on 2 points, so I'll skip to 3 points with Impulse and Ren. Then 4 points for Grian and 5 points for none other than Cub!'

Cheers again.

'And now onto our first task... Bdubs, what was it?'

'It was... This.'

(During the task)

Impulse entered the empty building built for Hermit-Taskmaster, quickly noticing the book on the table in front of him and picking it up, reading through. A laugh.

'You're now in the Life Series for the day and have 3 lives.'

'On your 3rd life, you turn hostile have to kill another player to not lose... This all sounds familiar.' Grian laughed.

'Oh no...' Scar read on 'If you lose all your lives, you are out and fail the task... I can't fail my first task!'

'The other contestants are playing at the same time... So we can kill them on red?' Bdubs nodded at Ren's question 'Most lives at the end wins.'

'The task starts at 8AM tomorrow morning...' Cub closed the task, clearly thinking about plans already.

'So... Cub, you're not in the life series, right?' Bdubs asked.

'Nope.'

'But you know how it works?' Cub nodded, accepting the pins for green, yellow and red lives Bdubs was giving him.

'Then good luck.'

'Life Series on Hermitcraft... This should be fun. Who are we starting with?' Tango grinned, looking over at Bdubs again.

'We will start with Impulse... and Grian.'

Impulse let out a deep breath as he woke the next morning. Life series, eh? Stay alive, don't die... Who were the other contestants he'd have to look out for? And how would he avoid dying?

Well, he decided as he flew out of his base, the first thing would be to top up on totems... He glided over to his raid farm, landing outside.

A click.

'WHAT NO-' Impulse stumbled away from the TNT in front of him. 'NO!'

(aaaand then I ran out of motivation. But please accept what I've written)