MCYT RANDOMNESS 2

Fishy Business pt 4

As final fireworks exploded, attention turned to xB, holding in his hands the ash that remained of Paul the Cod

'What do you mean the cod's dead?! It was already dead!' Skizz protested.

'As in, turned to dust!' xB let a stream of ash run through his fingers. 'How am I supposed to represent the cod now?!'

'Just find another one! There were plenty out there!' replied Gem.

'But- they're not Paul! Bdubs, I'm putting you on trial for the murder of-'

'ORDER!' Bdubs, his gable broken in half, just threw the remains at xB's head. 'CAN I HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT FOR 5 FRICKING SECONDS?!'

'So- is that it?' Skizz blinked, looking from his pages of ideas, to Bdubs, to xB and Joe. 'Is the trial over just because one cod got Thanos snapped?'

'No it freaking isn't... Someone get a spare cod! Skizz, you may continue questioning Grian.'

'We have already confirmed here in this court that upon building a shrine to the fish, Grian's chance of getting a mending book increased.' Skizz continued, like nothing had happened, as Joe tried to fly away, missed the exit, and died. 'Which means that, to some degree, it must've worked. The fish sanctioned Grian's chance of getting a mending book, he got a mending book. Something's going on with the fish and you, Grian, are possessed by them.'

'Possessed by the fish?'

'Your actions and face match that of the fish. The fish, who have attacked other members of this server, are clearly helping you get what you desire from them. And as Joe is out finding a new fish-witness, my case will move smoothly to another case involving fish and possession. I call GoodTimesWithScar to the stand.'

'Oh! Shoot! That's me! Where's the stand?'

'It's where I was, Scar.' Grian replies. 'You're answering Skizz's random questions now.'

'Ok! I love random questions!' Scar hurried over to the front of the courtroom. 'What did you want to ask? Do I need to be under the whole-truth-oathy-thing, our very wonderful, very important, Judge Bdubs?'

'Yeah, yeah... do you tell the truth, whole truth, that kind of thing?'

'I do indeed!'

'Sir Scar, and I will apologise in advance for any bad memories brought back, but can you describe the way you and Cubfan135 pranked Mumbo in Season 5 while possessed by the Vex?'

'Oh- well- we put one of the big scary guardians in his base and surrounded it in a- Cub, what was the word again?'

'A babushka doll of elder guardians,' Cub explained, 'An elder guardian inside an elder guardian inside an even bigger elder guardian.' Skizz nodded.

'Ok, ok... and 1 question for xB, are guardians fish?'

'They're moderately fishy.'

'Thank you. Scar, is there a chance that the fish and the Vex could be in cohorts?'

'Well- I never thought about that before...'

'Could the Vex and the fish have stopped you thinking about it?'

'Um...' another look over at Cub. 'I don't know if the Vex would want to share their power with fish... Cub?'

'I dunno, man. I dunno...'

'Yeah, but imagine the chaos they could cause together,' Tango, also a vexling, added. 'The Vex would join forces with Watchers if it caused enough chaos.'

'Ok, Tango's right on that one. Yes, the Vex and the Fish could definitely be working together, Mr Sir Lawyer Skizzly-wizzly man.'

'Thank you, Sir Scar... and now, for the next question, I would like to bring in a piece of physical evidence for our witness to handle...' Skizz passed two items to Scar. The witness giggled, and without a second of hesitation, placed a noteblock, then a fish head, and started hitting it repeatedly. Grian let out a screech of fury. Cub burst out laughing. Skizz pointed immediately at both.