Hook- Emma I'm at the clock tower I brought peanut butter hamburgers just like u asked
Emma- did u put grape or strawberry jam?
Hook- grape I know it's your fav
Emma- thanks did you get my pickle shake too
Hook- yes and Emma you'll never guess what I'm seeing
Emma- I'm almost there and what?
Hook - your parents r in the clock tower
Emma- so we will just leave
Hook- they r doing the nasty
Emma- omg don't look
Hook-I can't God your moms flexible
Emma- Hook!
Hook- sorry love
Charming- hook what the crap r u doing up here
Hook- well I was gonna eat my burger up here but now I can't
Snow- y did u come up here to eat a burger?
Hook- bc Emma never lets me eat I have to hide or she will take my good but I can see this spot is already taken so I will go
Charming- ok
*go back to making tacos*Emma- few that was close
Hook- I know he would have killed me if he found out I got u knocked up
Charming- PIRATE U KNOCKED UP MY DAUGHTER?!?
Emma- whoops forgot to make this part private
Hook- Meeeeeeeeep
*hook has logged off*Emma- well at least u t not after me
Snow - oh no sweetheart that was for the both of u!
Emma- Meeeeeeeeeep
*emma has logged off*Snow- well at least now we know
Charming- yeah I guess
Snow- charming one more thing I'm three weeks pregger
*runs away*Charming- what?