I'm still the author
Rumple: teach me your ways oh great author😈
Author: maybe some other time rumple in kinda here to just hang with the girls mess with hook a bit and make readers laugh
Rumple: NOOOOOOOO Y?!? TEACH ME!!!!😡
*Author writes rumple into oblivion until he is needed again*
*portal sucks rumple into oblivion*
Belle: RUMPLE?!?😭 jk that was funny😂
Emma: I would hate to see someone get on your bad side😂
Regina: I like her style💘
Hook: *hides under Emma bed* she scared me😂
Author: YAS EVERYONE BOW BEFORE HOW AMAZING I AM😂 😈
Snow: YES YOUR ROYALNESS😳 *bows 100 times*
Zelena: u r so cool gotta teach me your moves and can u pls tell Emma to hurry up with having this baby😂
Emma: yh im tired😭😭😭
Hook: NO FIRST MAKE ZELENA GIVE ME HER POINTY HAT!!!!
Zelena: NO MINE!
Hook: MINE!!
Zelena: MINE!!!
Hook; MINE!!!!
Author: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!😈😡😈😡
Regina: I'm back what did I miss I was just grabbing pudding with tink
Tink: WITHOUT PUDDING I GET CRANKY!!!!!😡
All: WE KNOW😂
Tink: *cries while eating pudding*
Author: alright Emma ready to be done having you kid?!?
Emma: YAS
Author: *poofs baby out*
Hook: it's a girl and she's wearing a pointy hat!!!
Emma: no she's not😳
Hook: I know but u wish she was
Zelena: that would have been painful😂
Regina: awww she's so cute
*All have logged off except Rumple*
Rumple:that's cool I'll just be here you know floating around in oblivion 😒
