It had been a normal day in hell, like always. Constant turf-wars and people who hate each other and themselves all stuck in the same place. But on top of the highest buildings, lay the three most powerful overlords of their time, The Three V's. Which using their control of almost all forms of media and communication, rose to power quickly. It'd been the same old for one of the V's, Vox, who's powers allow him to control and manipulate consumers through his television programs and technology, was having a blast as he continued to grow his power among the Pride Ring.
Vox: Hahaha! Now that's good television!
He'd quickly be interrupted by a call from one of his employees, who usually only call him if it's of emergency.
Vox: The hell is it. Better make it quick intern.
Intern: W-Well sir, we may have a bit of a problem, the ratings on our "Delivery Drones" are quickly declining at a excelling rate, at this point only 7% of the Pride Ring is buying them..
Vox: Well what the fuck is going on then?! We just launched those pieces of shits, don't people know what to buy nowadays?!
Intern: W-Well sir.. it'd be better if you just saw this for yourself. *He'd point the camera to outside, where Vox would see a multitude of flying robots designed off animals or bugs all zooming around delivering goods and doing daily tasks for lazy demons such as taking out the trash*
Vox: What the fuck are those things?!
Intern: Apparently, t-they're called Mecha's, a-and sir? One just appeared for you.
Vox: What?!
Vox would quickly come up and meet face to face with the robot, noticing it was waiting for commands. He'd notice how it was bulky in design and seemed different from the others, noting how this one looked more humanoid than animalistic. He'd try and turn it on with his powers, only to be slapped away by the robot.
Vox: The fuck?!
Intern: Y-You have to download the app, sir.
Vox: ..Just give me your fuckin phone.
Vox would press on the app and be welcomed by a dark screen, eventually having white text pop up.
App: Are you tired with the same cheap products sold by companies who have no care for you? Don't you want a buddy who has your back when in need? Well say goodbye to "Voxtech" and say hello to "Gard3n"! With just a simple press, one of our robots will be sent to you and help you with whatever you need, such as: Taking out the trash! *It'd cut to a demon with their robot taking out the trash, suddenly an imp would come at the demon with a knife, but would be quickly erased by a laser from the robot* Gardening! *It'd cut to the catlike sinner sipping on a drink as a robot resembling a bird watered his plants* And therapy! *It'd cut to a sinner on a couch while talking to a robot resembling a lady bug* Mecha's can do so much and more! And only for just 20$ a day! And if you are short on cash, don't worry! For just one week, Gard3n will provide you with a free robot! Just sign up and your robot will be there as soon as you do! And hopefully with your help, Gard3n can continue creating on other platforms and continue providing you with the service you deserve! We here at Gard3n wish you a happy time with your Mecha and hope you stay grinning! *The add would cut off and the screen would turn back to black*
