Black Women One Shots

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

I had to because I am apart of this man's harem lol it is what it is

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"And that's why you can't like Jessica. Her hair comment was very racist."

Kaleo and I stare at Ailani as she finishes up her story. Damn, now I got beef with a ten year old for fucked up hair comments.

But what the kids say goes. I don't make the rules.

"Girls are weird. You fight over stupid stuff"

"And boys are just stupid"

"Stop it. You two are supposed to be in bed not arguing. Starting to feel like a tradition at this point," I mumble as I tuck the two in.

I've been their babysitter since their parents divorce and these two make me feel like having kids of my own.. would be the dumbest thing I could ever do. Oh my God

Just joking but they do keep my day full and lively. Honestly I feel like drama starts younger and younger, the older I get and these two have no problem keeping me in the loop.

Their dad called me over tonight because he had a date. The kids wanted all the tea and shit so did I.

The man has been struggling which doesn't make sense because he is FINE fine. He's sweet and good hearted. A gentleman and honest.

Lawd, people are lacking honesty these days but what do I know.

I've been single since before I took this job.

Niggas try to play in my face like I have "dummy" tattooed across my forehead. I can't imagine what the other side is like but Joe's a good man.

Maybe his misses his wife

Or maybe he hasn't found anything genuine

Either way, I just hopes he finds someone who can love his kids

"Alright. Teeth brushed?"

"Yes," they say with an eye roll. The two climb under the covers and get comfortable

"Kaleo, did you actually take a shower when you were in the bathroom earlier?"

I don't know what it is that makes little boys wanting to STAY dirty. Like, I promise the shower will not kill you but here they are, out here acting like they're allergic to water.

Kaleo looks at me in shock but Lani and I just give him the look

"Yess," he says exasperated

"Good."

I give them both a kiss on the forehead, before turning off the lights and exiting the room.

I enter the kitchen with my speaker and bump Chunky by Bruno Mars while making something to eat.

Trying to enjoy the little bit of "me time", I put on a whole kitchen performance. I try to keep it at a 7 because last time the kids asked for my whole playlist

But imma starrrrrrrrrrrr (in my pearl voice) and couldn't help myself. I grab the spatula as the mic and do the 90's bop

"If you aint here to party, take ya ass back home
If you getting naughty, baby, here's my phone
Slide with your boy to the bar
Slide with your boy to the car
I've been searchin' everywhere and now here you are
Ooh, Chun-"

I spin around and instinctively chuck the spatula at the figure in front of me. They catch it and I realize it's Joe sitting at the counter with an amused expression.