"There are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world."
"These are their problems."
Luke: (facing you) A couple of nutsacks come up to the Hotel the other day...
*THE OTHER DAY*
A car was driving up to a grand-looking hotel. At a few chairs nearby, Luke and Osric were sitting out and having some drinks and a couple of smokes. As they sat and chilled, the car opens up to show one of the hotel residents exiting out with two sinner demons.
Osric: (to Luke) Can't believe your moms are still taking in this douche bag.
Luke: He's not all that bad once you know him.
Angel: (sees the demons) Hey, Dog Boy, Feather Face.
Luke: How're you now?
Angel: Good and you?
Luke: Not so bad.
Osric: Hi, Angel.
Angel: Laters.
He enters the building, but the two demons from the car decided to poke fun at the wolf and owl.
Sinner #1: Nice dress. Does it come in men's?
Luke: Oh, I think you cum in men enough for all of us.
Sinner #1: Oh, I think you better come in my... I mean, you better come...
Sinner #2: I think you better come say that to his face, you fucking pricks!
Osric: Nice execution.
Luke: You're doing terrific.
Sinner #2: Hey, I heard about your old sweetie's with a new guy, buddy.
Sinner #1: She was your sweetie for five years, right?
Sinner #2: Your high school sweetie, right?
Luke: What's it to ya?
Sinner #2: Heard she cheated on you, buddy.
Sinner #1: That's a real kick in the knackers, bro.
Sinner #2: Just a real ouchie, bro.
Sinner #1: It's too bad she taught you not to fight anymore, buddy.
Sinner #2: 'Cause that's a fight on sight for you and her new guy, buddy.
Sinner #1: Fourth line for life, bro.
Luke: Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight, you might not be so keen for another.
Sinner #1: What did you say?
Luke: (tosses liquid out of drink to the side) You heard me.
Sinner #1: (hands other sinner his drink) Hold my spitter. Darts off, boys. (Pulls shirt off) You looking for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook.
Osric: Pump the brakes. You take your shirt off, but leave your sunglasses on?
Luke: What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?
Osric: Do you want to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?
Sinner #2: Hold my spitter.
Sinner #1: Dude, I can't hold your spitter. You're holding my spitter. Just put the spitters down.
Luke: Tick-tock.
The demon does that and sets the spitters down. He then takes his shirt off and puts his baseball cap on.
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One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)
FanfictionThere are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world. Luke Morningstar works at his family's hotel to rehabil...
