Chapter 13: QUEEN BEE

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"There are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world."

"These are their problems."

Luke: Previously, on One Helluva Team...

A series of random images happened with the gang heading out to party, Blitzo running into one of the sins, fights happening, and a bit of mayhem.

Luke: And now... well, more that essentially.

"One Helluva Team"

The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car. On the same night Moxxie and Millie were having their anniversary in the Lust Ring, Loona and Luke were invited to the Gluttony Ring for a party with Vortex. It was a chance to hang out, and meet Tex's girlfriend. Luke had some stuff at the hotel to take care of first, and then he would meet her there. Loona's phone buzzes, and she looks down and sees Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.

Driver: (offscreen) You want me to drop you off here?

Loona: (glances out the window) Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh haven't been here before.

Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.

Loona: (over text) Hey, I'm her
Loona: (over text) Oh shit
Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)

Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.

Vortex: (waves hand) Loo-naaa! Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!

Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.

Vortex: Course! Course! Where's Luke?

Loona: Something came up at the hotel, but he's on his way.

Vortex: Right on.

The two walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.

Vortex: Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!

Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.

Vortex: You want a...drink or anything?

Loona: Oh, uh... sure! Totally...

Forest goes to get drinks, and Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.

Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."

Dalmatian Demon: That is so, not fetch!

Vikki: Not fetch!

Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.

Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha...

Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?

Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah.

Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?

Loona: (grits teeth) I'm sure you'll remind me.

Vikki: (takes out phone) Yeah, this? (shows a picture of Loona vomiting) This you, right?

Loona growls in response.

Loona: Why do you still have that?

Vikki: (looks over to the picture) It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.

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